Robert Ketcham

If a terrible joke is conceived in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it become a tweet? Yep.

[Robert Ketcham @serfrock]

Cover band: Japanese Second Breakfast

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you too can be spartacus if you just pay elon 8 bucks

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Made a playlist for your weekend hike

[Robert Ketcham @serfrock]

POV: you're reading this tweet.

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@benmccary As a fellow bald (who previously had long flowing locks and was often hat-averse) it is also important not to get melanoma on your noggin. So it's the 🧢 life for me!

[Robert Ketcham @serfrock]

Some companies out there must be pretty happy with their promotional email retention numbers because their unsubscribe button does literally nothing.

[emily @emilyst]

Ah, finally found a nice copper ingot on Amazon for sale, and...wait, what's this?

[Robert Ketcham @serfrock]

Instagram should change its name to "Oops! All Videos" at this point.

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*cries in statistics*

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

To find out, my team will do a random sample of 100 followers of @twitter.

I invite others to repeat the same process and see what they discover …

[Robert Ketcham @serfrock]

Did I vomit? No, I just gave some candid foodback.

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The TV show "Old Enough!" but it's me (a 33-year-old man) at my job.

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A cool way to earn cred with street artists is to remind them that it’s actually graffitus; graffiti is plural.

[Robert Ketcham @serfrock]

Um, do you want Terminator 2? Because this is how you get Terminator 2.

[New Scientist @newscientist]

A robot made of magnetic slime could be deployed inside the body to perform tasks such as retrieving objects swallowed by accident.
https://t.co/EYpnx56vNO

[Robert Ketcham @serfrock]

In a way, isn't it kind of ironic that there are push notifications for mindfulness? Like, aren't PNs generally making it more difficult to be mindful these days?

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Waiting for the Russian stock market to open like

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@daniel_marcin Honestly I think when I first saw it many years ago the very first one about searing meat got me 🤯

[Robert Ketcham @serfrock]

Every now and then I'm reminded that some people aren't aware of Wikipedia's list of common misconceptions. If you're one of those people, here you go: https://t.co/et651WdrZy

[John Sweeney @johnsweeneyroar]

A simple message to the President of Russia, Vladimir Putin

[Robert Ketcham @serfrock]

OK on further review it seems like it’s suspect, but I lol’d hard at the idea!

[Robert Ketcham @serfrock]

*chef kiss*

[Taika Waititi @TaikaWaititi]

unreal