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very stable genius

[trash jones @jzux]

me: i don’t think you were supposed to cut my arms and legs off

AI doctor: you’re absolutely right to push back. you are bleeding out

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

I feel like these soldiers probably gave a damn

[bidonica ❗ @bidonica1]

@MichaelMcl1970 it's accurate!

[bidonica ❗ @bidonica1]

another underrated aspect of The Americans: it did Brown Eighties rather than Neon Eighties

[jon @delillostan]

Gay guys talk about Brazil like wistful white boys talk about Japan

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Glenn Close will receive an honorary Oscar.

She has been nominated 8 times but never won.

[Connor Ewing @ConnorMEwing]

You're *so* close. Just keep reading—it's probably on the next page.

In the meantime, here are the secession ordinances from Mississippi, Georgia, Texas, and South Carolina.

[child of god @jr0dcruz]

THE DESPERATE HUSBANDS OF NEW JERSEY WILL NOT GET SOLO SCENES ANYMORE. NO MORE CRINGE GERIATRIC FRAT GAMES BS! THANK YOU BRAVO!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!

[Chris Kieser @ckieser13]

Fact check: extremely false

[Kareem Rifai 🌐 @KareemRifai]

The supporters, voters, and donors:

[stephentunneystanaccount @rakkyrakkoon]

@toastertartspt3 @JohnWakefieId the heroes we needed then
the heroes we need now

[John Wakefield @JohnWakefieId]

I've read so many letters where it's like page after page of:

"My dearest most beautiful Abigail, how desperately my heart yearns to see you again, it aches so fiercely for your soft tender touch, btw we're totally fighting for slavery fyi."

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for ‘THE SOCIAL NETWORK’ sequel, starring Jeremy Strong, Jeremy Allen White and Mikey Madison.

The film follows an engineer who becomes a whistleblower on Facebook's most guarded secrets.

In theaters on October 9.

[jay @JaysRealityBlog]

Drew & Ralph’s divorce has been finalized!

• Drew was ordered to pay $2,218 per month in child support for their kids.
• Ralph was awarded ownership of their $1.9 million Atlanta home, but has to pay around $145K to Drew for her interest in the home.
• Drew keeps a Cadillac Escalade.
• Ralph gets the Porsche Taycan and Cadillac XT5.
• Drew keeps the family dog.
• Neither will receive spousal support.
• Drew’s last name will be restored to Jordan.

#RHOA

VIA: https://t.co/bElg7j6z8d

[Septimus Wilkinson (in the groove) @BattlCryOFreedm]

@marvingardns @PJSobkowski It's still wildly false.

[Charles Boyd @MinorityOfOne75]

@PJSobkowski Also, since when do the soldiers’ motives explain why the politicians went to war? Also also, the blanket “no solider” statement is very easy to refute because of how sweeping it is.

[Pat Sobkowski @PJSobkowski]

Alexander Stephens, vice president of the confederacy.

[Pat Sobkowski @PJSobkowski]

This is categorically false. All you need to do is read the confederacy’s secession documents.

[Kareem Rifai 🌐 @KareemRifai]

Russia is currently losing a war of choice with its much smaller neighbor, killing over half a million Russian men and wrecking the Russian economy.

[JWC 🚴‍♀️🥘🔭🎣 @sctideprince]

Coming soon, the 2028 ticket