Men:
No one cares about your problems--because you're expected to solve them!
A man complaining will ALWAYS seem weak, even if it's a "legit" complaint.
There is no greater romance than to just keep saying witty, artsy things at one another with a trite yet soulful affectation, back and forth until one of you dies.
@ankitaakashyap Oh, you think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding.