Jonny P

Rock Scientist in Progress/Man Who Makes Rich Person Food/Scorpion Themed Super Hero/Fossil Enthusiast. Dog/Duck/cat/rabbit/parrot/human dad

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Attempting to teach my infant son to say Bionicle, requesting prayers

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@dirtNowitzkiiii When you open up that wet hot baby diaper and only find piss and not a horrific brown nightmare explosion.

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@laurenkeys11 Better than being a half ass mom I guess

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I love living in a small town because I get to watch people say they don’t trust the COVID vaccine, and then they casually smoke meth and shoot heroin.

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Just realized my girlfriend washed laundry on New Years last year, so there you have it

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@laurenkeys11 I have one wearable pair of shorts so that he can have every episode of Peppa Pig on DVD.

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@laurenkeys11 And then when that time comes toys will pour out into the floor making it impossible to function.

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@laurenkeys11 Then wait until after Christmas when you buy a bunch of shit a newborn can not comprehend and then have to stuff it somewhere for a year

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@AdultSwimNoCon Showin the Lanternman some love

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Merrick bursting out of his swaddle so he can adaquately gesture while flipping shit to be reswaddled

[ret @rad_milk]

really pissed off that 2020 made me have to form opinions on monoliths

[Angry SkyCrane™ @AngrySkycrane]

Please... My son... he is very sick.

[MastaMunsta @MunstaMasta]

Santa deniers when you ask them where the presents come from

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@ZaGorudan @OOCCreature

[ZaGorudan @ZaGorudan]

If I heard scuttling in the middle of the night and saw this on my ceiling I would fucking scream.

[Josh @FLITTER]

you’re gonna like the way you look, you fuckin bitch

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Haters gonna say it’s fake

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@MerrrisCoo Eff do we have one of those