Mike Diddyka

6’2” MONSTER with a MBA(nbd) | Been compared to Ted Bundy | Proud owner of XRP | slightly retarded

[Mike Diddyka @SergeantMikeyD]

It is such a flex to decline a venmo request

[Mike Diddyka @SergeantMikeyD]

@twonutsonesack @AB84 Team player

[Mike Diddyka @SergeantMikeyD]

Jaylon Johnson is ASS

[Nate @scottsummers89]

Caleb Williams on them 4th downs against Green Bay. 🔥🔥🔥

[Mike Diddyka @SergeantMikeyD]

Anyone wanna join DeFlock with me?

[Mike Diddyka @SergeantMikeyD]

@ChicagoBears I have a feeling Luther’s team will be a lot more fundamentally sound.

[Mike Diddyka @SergeantMikeyD]

@twonutsonesack

[Mike Diddyka @SergeantMikeyD]

McDonald’s charging for sauces is retarded. Now I have to pay for them to forget the Spicy Buffalo. Ridiculous

[Mike Diddyka @SergeantMikeyD]

Just watched a dude climb this building free handed in 1.5 hours. WTF😂

[Mike Diddyka @SergeantMikeyD]

do gay guys piss in the fellas bathroom? cause that’s high key hella gay

[Mike Diddyka @SergeantMikeyD]

yall ever pee yellow after ~10 beers and think “damn i’m not even drunk”

[Mike Diddyka @SergeantMikeyD]

might have to try the infamous Timber Tug if i don’t see any deer here soon

[Mike Diddyka @SergeantMikeyD]

if you eat at 5 Guys you are gay…

-shit @Cobratate says (i agree w him)

[Mike Diddyka @SergeantMikeyD]

@twonutsonesack @CoachBreeze_ Zay is hella cold

[Mike Diddyka @SergeantMikeyD]

@twonutsonesack Great work, Trey. just a matter of time till all four are getting plowed

[Mike Diddyka @SergeantMikeyD]

Old men love taking shits in public bathrooms. just watched this guy sit in a two person line to shit in a stall.

Could’ve hopped on the elevator n took a nice private shit much quicker, but what do I know

[Mike Diddyka @SergeantMikeyD]

@twonutsonesack you saw it here first

[Mike Diddyka @SergeantMikeyD]

Happy Birthday to my colleague, @twonutsonesack

Hit a parlay today would ya

[Mike Diddyka @SergeantMikeyD]

@twonutsonesack looking forward to it 🫡🫡

[Mike Diddyka @SergeantMikeyD]

@twonutsonesack sorry for the delayed response, Trey, but you know that was too easy.

who you you rather die via choke out too. Your boy Spence, or Jackson (Mahomes)?

serious question

[Mike Diddyka @SergeantMikeyD]

I’d hate to sit in a bar next you and hear you bitch

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

At my usual bar in the Upper East Side tonight.

I don’t usually drink weekdays, but can you blame me?

The mood is just anger.

Straight anger.

No one understands why they did this? What the rationale is? What the upside is? What the long term strategy will be?

Just anger.

Haven’t seen this much anger since oil hit $130 in 2022.

And this is 10x that.

[trey hendrickson @twonutsonesack]

@ThickThena i’ll take jud to have more yards on the ground than henderson and kaleb johnson combined for $500 please, alex