trey hendrickson

little bit of this, little bit of that. aura farmer. inherently autistic. two gender truther. tall, jacked, and handsome. humble too

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was informed by @big12istrash tonight that he has been shadow banned from this app, presumably permanently

let this tweet serve as a beacon for @rentedlambo @JoshGordonsGeeb @KSpplcntdrive @grimybets

[redacted] is watching

now everyone join me in wishing @big12istrash farewell

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@rentedlambo holy fuck is right. my god. maybe my worst tweet ever

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told the receptionist to have a good weekend as i leave the office at 1:30 and she goes "pretty early still isn't it"

#killmyself

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me as a 27yo at mcdonalds:

"hi 4 mcdoubles plain please thanks"

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@smallthew9

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just spent $29 at freddy's

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@big12istrash @rentedlambo @JoshGordonsGeeb @KSpplcntdrive @grimybets i asked for his top ten. regretting it now after seeing that travesty

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@rentedlambo @JoshGordonsGeeb @big12istrash @KSpplcntdrive @grimybets fine list, wrong order.

1) gibbs
2) bijan
3) cmc
4) taylor
5) cook
6) brown
7) walker
8) hampton
9) henry
10) barkley

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@rentedlambo @big12istrash @barstoolsports dude looks like he crushed a rack tho

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@chamath ur a dipshit. and gay. "have a glass of wine." okay gaywad.

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@smallthew9 that's the ceiling. first three are etched in stone

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best beers of all time ranked:

1) first beer of the boys trip
2) lake beer
3) bonfire beer
4) first beer after a long day
5) free beer
6) cookout beer
7) post yardwork beer
8) airport beer
9) gravel road beer
10) pool beer

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@smallthew9 think carefully

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nothing is better than when the pizza ur eating is fucking terrible. like a burnt piece of rubber. like something no living creature should consume. god that's the best

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the other day somebody told me to speak to people like i've known them my whole life

today i told a female colleague that she should probably just fucking kill herself

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fuck whataburger and anyone who has ever worked there

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@KSpplcntdrive you gotta lead by example

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@thecruice here all night

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i fucking hate sedalia