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Certified moth enthusiast

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@buggirl Oh you mean melanotan? Yeah, I wouldn't do that shit. Lot of untapped potential in peptides as drugs though. We've seen what GLP-1s can do.

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@MaxVelocityWX Nothing ever happens...

...but maybe?

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@NWSSPC That elongated marginal risk through Illinois is certainly...something

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@hellspatisserie Crashing out on your asshole therapist because you obviously fucking passed the stage >>>

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@Midwest_wx I'm praying for my milkweed as we speak

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@vampireprinxess Type shit

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@dumbpilld Eh, you'll be fine, just retrieve the water from the community well

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@_Deez_Games @ashenight Well yeah, it's a 7 year old shitpost on Reddit lmao

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@ashenight @_Deez_Games It already existed

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@puppy_dawg_paws Computa, activate goonbait sequencing

Make that man's left nut bigger than the other

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@dnnhkd Computah, activate explosive telepathy

You have been programmed

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@Night_noises_ @JustinWhang Could be due to third party pricing, but I've seen people pay 18 bucks after tax for a footlong tuna sub. At that point just go to a real restaurant.

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@succubbbitch It all started at the Lost Lands ass eating contest #knowyourroots

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@swinkying It's all fun and games until the milkweed grows six feet tall and scares the others 😭

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@762x54RAWR I love making drugs (no not the good kind)

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@ne0petsgirl Awww he's friend shaped

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@zachariaspro Nothing ever happens

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@basedondennis I have the same problem with butterfly flight patterns. It's getting to the point that I don't even have to look at one up close to know what it is anymore; I can look at how it flies and immediately say "Oh yeah that's a red admiral". It is a superpower and it IS scary

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@Fw_k4ylee It's a shame no one's mentioned PCP yet

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@rebrandopsfndme @NostalgiaFolder You've never hosted a real one 🫵😂