SERGIO

☁️💻 Cloud & Infrastructure Engineer
💙🔥🚗 Proud Alfisti
📍 Cantabria — Andorra

[SERGIO @sergio_barquin]

🎵Hilo de canciones buenas buenas📌🔝

[SERGIO @sergio_barquin]

@verdesenred @OscenseFSSR @SoydeZaragoza @Karlostentador Trabajo en uno, sé de lo que hablo, tú claramente no.

[SERGIO @sergio_barquin]

@ParisMiguel1971 @SoydeZaragoza @Karlostentador Más de 5mil empleados directamente en el centro de datos + indirectos no me parecen pocos la verdad.

[SERGIO @sergio_barquin]

@OscenseFSSR @SoydeZaragoza @Karlostentador @verdesenred No contaminan y el agua se utiliza para refrigerar, no se gasta.

[Manz 🇮🇨⚡👾 @Manz]

Poético.

Ahora mismo, desde Movistar, si intentas entrar a la página de https://t.co/SAETGNeVeY (vía HTTP) da un:

HTTP 451 – File unavailable For Legal Reasons

(Si conectas desde WARP de Cloudflare, va perfecto)

[Alejandro Palomas @Palomas_Alejand]

No le quito ni una coma...

[BandaAncha @bandaanchaeu]

La caída de 🟦 Movistar Empresas ha coincidido con el ataque 🇷🇺 pro-ruso a Teldat, fabricante español de sus routers

👇

https://t.co/4vGKnfD8Mr

[D @_Unknown_D_]

Very soon being ‘AI free’ is going to become a major selling point for companies whose customers value human interaction and a personal touch.

[David Bonilla @david_bonilla]

Pues sí, ES EL FUTBOL.

Se me había olvidado que vivo en un Estado en el que una organización privada puede decidir qué páginas son accesibles o no porque su interés particular prima sobre el interés general.

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[SERGIO @sergio_barquin]

@wisepds @DGTes @GobiernoDeEspan Y que más da que esté programada para rastrearte si la guardas sin pilas ni batería?

[Escape from Tarkov @tarkov]

November 15th - Release of Escape from Tarkov 1.0

Everything changed on the day the Blue Fire erupted. Tarkov fell, but survived—unfallen. Over time, the fates of many intertwined, weaving a new reality and establishing a new order. How long it will endure is for you to decide.

#EscapefromTarkov #TarkovRelease

[DMNTR Network Solutions 👻 AS204773 @weareDMNTRs]

Llevamos unas semanas en las que, a los bloqueos habituales, @Tebasjavier y los suyos han decidido además bloquear las IPs de @backblaze, uno de los servicios de cloud-backup mas usados por empresas y organismos públicos...

Ayuntamientos y administraciones sin backups...

1/2

[David Bonilla @david_bonilla]

Cada vez que me sale el enésimo anuncio en TikTok para que consiga un Macbook «gratis» gracias al Kit Digital, me pongo de mala hostia.

3.067 MILLONAZOS de dinero público que no va a hospitales ni a carreteras ni a digitalizar PYMEs sino —en su mayoría— a idioteces.

[Susana Fuerte 📗💜📘 @fuerte_susana]

Teruel, Spain

[Cantabria Diario y EsTorrelavega @cantabriadiario]

CANTABRIA RADIO envía un burofax a DIGI para exigir el desbloqueo inmediato de su legítimo Medio de Comunicación, censurado a instancias de LALIGA
#LaLigaGate @digimobil_es @LaLiga
https://t.co/he1B3vHCaB

[DMNTR Network Solutions 👻 AS204773 @weareDMNTRs]

La nube no es mala. Pero esconde una trampa vieja: te deja crecer sin pensar en cómo sostenerte. Como una cuerda elástica. Cuanto más te apoyas, más duele cuando se rompe.

Y créeme: romperse, se rompe. Siempre.

[Óscar Blue Team @oscarblue_team]

Caso: #laligagate

Y cómo, por una orden judicial se está bloqueando INDISCRIMINADAMENTE medio internet en España, afectando a millones de usuarios y empresas. ¿Podemos hablar ya de censura?

El hilo será largo, pero quiero mostrar la gran magnitud del problema que tenemos, y cómo podría afectar en un futuro.

Dentro hilo 🧵🧵🧵🧵👇👇

[Sergio Conde @skgsergio]

A ver si me aclaro: Telefónica Audiovisual Digital SLU demanda con LaLiga a los operadores entre ellos Telefónica de España SAU y Telefónica Móviles España SAU para bloquear Cloudflare, además acusan a CF de proteger a pornografía infantil. Y mientras Telefónica SA financia a CF.