Sergio

Me gusta el cine, el fútbol, el tenis, el rock, los animaletes, comer mucho, el whisky y las morenas. Lo último realmente es opcional

[Sergio @sergiofg11]

Señor Puente yo únicamente quiero que alguno de los 2 trenes que tengo que pillar cada semana no salgan con un mínimo de media hora de retraso :(

[Óscar Puente @oscar_puente_]

Hacer eso con 54 palos no es de estar muy mal de salud, ¿no?. Por cierto, los cumple hoy.

[Sergio @sergiofg11]

Tenía un AVE hoy que salía a las 19:25 de Elche y llegaba a las 22:32 a Atocha (al lado de mi casa), me dicen a las 19:20 que hay huelga y que me van a llevar a Alicante a coger un AVLO que llega a Chamartín. El tren acaba de salir. Gran gestión señor Ministro 🤙

[Óscar Puente @oscar_puente_]

Gran acuerdo con los sindicatos ferroviarios para incrementar la inversión en mantenimiento en 1.800 millones y crear 3.650 plazas laborales en @Renfe, @Adif_es y la AESF.
Reforzamos el carácter público del ferrocarril lo que se traducirá en más seguridad, inversión, empleo y coordinación.

[Sergio @sergiofg11]

Otro 12 de octubre sin felicitar el día de la Hispanidad, habiendo felicitado previamente el año nuevo chino. Cada día menos de esta mierda de club

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

🐍 Feliz Año de la Serpiente
🌖 Feliz Año Nuevo Lunar

[Sergio @sergiofg11]

Madre mía, es que habla para subnormales y lo sabe

[THE OBJECTIVE @TheObjective_es]

🗣️ Sánchez, en el primer acto por el 50º aniversario de la muerte de Franco: «Los números son inapelables. En 1975 la renta per cápita era de 15.000€. Hoy es de 31.000€, más del doble».

[Sergio @sergiofg11]

Coño, no me había enterado de esto💔

[PoloMan @polo_man404]

Cartoon Network website officially shuts down after 32 years 💔🥹😩😩😩😩😩

[Sergio @sergiofg11]

@el_pais Estáis como una cabra

[Sergio @sergiofg11]

@AlanBarrosoA Alán, os compensa este ridículo de verdad? Podéis dormir por las noches?

[Sergio @sergiofg11]

Aún sin ser especialmente fan de su estilo, es una evidencia que esta tía es una rara avis en una industria repleta de mediocridad y repetición constante. Artista como la copa de un pino la buena de Amaia.

[La Revuelta @LaRevuelta_TVE]

🎁 El regalo del año es sin duda el de Amaia.

🎤 @amaiaromero

[Sergio @sergiofg11]

Doy gracias a mis padres, a mi yaya y a todo aquel que ha contribuido a que pueda pillar todas las referencias de esta maravilla. La cultura popular lo es todo❤️💛❤️

[Sergio @sergiofg11]

Unas barracudas, un rey del sandwich, varios “Cómo han dormido las mujeres? Han dormido bien?”, una tocha rota, un pueblo, una mímica de calidad cuestionable, un concierto de Macklemore y un pedazo de contratiempo

[Sergio @sergiofg11]

Cierta corriente antiwoke está siendo peor que la propia moda woke, y era mira que era difícil

[Arrepentidos de Milei @ArrepentidosLLA]

Votan en contra de prohibir la ludopatía infantil porque "se mete en las libertades individuales de los padres" y porque es un plan del kirchnerismo que le tiene envidia a las empresas de apuestas que ganan plata.
Tres veces fuimos a votar

[Sergio @sergiofg11]

Nadie va a negar su brillantez, pero tratar de recopilar en tres tomos siglos y siglos de datos socio-económicos y demográficos de multitud de civilizaciones es un ejercicio pretencioso e imposible, no contrastando debidamente tus fuentes y conduciendo a estas situaciones:

[ROJIPARDO TV @ROJIPARDOTV]

Nunca viene mal recordar cuando pillaron a Escohotado con el carrito de los millones de muertos.

[Roger Federer @rogerfederer]

Vamos, @RafaelNadal!

As you get ready to graduate from tennis, I’ve got a few things to share before I maybe get emotional.

Let’s start with the obvious: you beat me—a lot. More than I managed to beat you. You challenged me in ways no one else could. On clay, it felt like I was stepping into your backyard, and you made me work harder than I ever thought I could just to hold my ground. You made me reimagine my game—even going so far as to change the size of my racquet head, hoping for any edge.

I’m not a very superstitious person, but you took it to the next level. Your whole process. All those rituals. Assembling your water bottles like toy soldiers in formation, fixing your hair, adjusting your underwear... All of it with the highest intensity. Secretly, I kind of loved the whole thing. Because it was so unique—it was so you.

And you know what, Rafa, you made me enjoy the game even more. 

OK, maybe not at first. After the 2004 Australian Open, I achieved the #1 ranking for the first time. I thought I was on top of the world. And I was—until two months later, when you walked on the court in Miami in your red sleeveless shirt, showing off those biceps, and you beat me convincingly. All that buzz I’d been hearing about you—about this amazing young player from Mallorca, a generational talent, probably going to win a major someday—it wasn’t just hype.

We were both at the start of our journey and it’s one we ended up taking together. Twenty years later, Rafa, I have to say: What an incredible run you’ve had. Including 14 French Opens—historic! You made Spain proud... you made the whole tennis world proud.

I keep thinking about the memories we’ve shared. Promoting the sport together. Playing that match on half-grass, half-clay. Breaking the all-time attendance record by playing in front of more than 50,000 fans in Cape Town, South Africa. Always cracking each other up. Wearing each other out on the court and then, sometimes, almost literally having to hold each other up during trophy ceremonies.

I’m still grateful you invited me to Mallorca to help launch the Rafa Nadal Academy in 2016. Actually, I kind of invited myself. I knew you were too polite to insist on me being there, but I didn’t want to miss it. You have always been a role model for kids around the world, and Mirka and I are so glad that our children have all trained at your academies. They had a blast and learned so much—like thousands of other young players. Although I always worried my kids would come home playing tennis as lefties.

And then there was London—the Laver Cup in 2022. My final match. It meant everything to me that you were there by my side—not as my rival but as my doubles partner. Sharing the court with you that night, and sharing those tears, will forever be one of the most special moments of my career.

Rafa, I know you’re focused on the last stretch of your epic career. We will talk when it’s done. For now, I just want to congratulate your family and team, who all played a massive role in your success. And I want you to know that your old friend is always cheering for you, and will be cheering just as loud for everything you do next.

Rafa that!

Best always, your fan, 

Roger

[Roger Federer @rogerfederer]

Vamos, @RafaelNadal!

As you get ready to graduate from tennis, I’ve got a few things to share before I maybe get emotional.

Let’s start with the obvious: you beat me—a lot. More than I managed to beat you. You challenged me in ways no one else could. On clay, it felt like I was stepping into your backyard, and you made me work harder than I ever thought I could just to hold my ground. You made me reimagine my game—even going so far as to change the size of my racquet head, hoping for any edge.

I’m not a very superstitious person, but you took it to the next level. Your whole process. All those rituals. Assembling your water bottles like toy soldiers in formation, fixing your hair, adjusting your underwear... All of it with the highest intensity. Secretly, I kind of loved the whole thing. Because it was so unique—it was so you.

And you know what, Rafa, you made me enjoy the game even more. 

OK, maybe not at first. After the 2004 Australian Open, I achieved the #1 ranking for the first time. I thought I was on top of the world. And I was—until two months later, when you walked on the court in Miami in your red sleeveless shirt, showing off those biceps, and you beat me convincingly. All that buzz I’d been hearing about you—about this amazing young player from Mallorca, a generational talent, probably going to win a major someday—it wasn’t just hype.

We were both at the start of our journey and it’s one we ended up taking together. Twenty years later, Rafa, I have to say: What an incredible run you’ve had. Including 14 French Opens—historic! You made Spain proud... you made the whole tennis world proud.

I keep thinking about the memories we’ve shared. Promoting the sport together. Playing that match on half-grass, half-clay. Breaking the all-time attendance record by playing in front of more than 50,000 fans in Cape Town, South Africa. Always cracking each other up. Wearing each other out on the court and then, sometimes, almost literally having to hold each other up during trophy ceremonies.

I’m still grateful you invited me to Mallorca to help launch the Rafa Nadal Academy in 2016. Actually, I kind of invited myself. I knew you were too polite to insist on me being there, but I didn’t want to miss it. You have always been a role model for kids around the world, and Mirka and I are so glad that our children have all trained at your academies. They had a blast and learned so much—like thousands of other young players. Although I always worried my kids would come home playing tennis as lefties.

And then there was London—the Laver Cup in 2022. My final match. It meant everything to me that you were there by my side—not as my rival but as my doubles partner. Sharing the court with you that night, and sharing those tears, will forever be one of the most special moments of my career.

Rafa, I know you’re focused on the last stretch of your epic career. We will talk when it’s done. For now, I just want to congratulate your family and team, who all played a massive role in your success. And I want you to know that your old friend is always cheering for you, and will be cheering just as loud for everything you do next.

Rafa that!

Best always, your fan, 

Roger

[The Rubiew @therubiew]

Felicidades solo a ella:

[Sergio @sergiofg11]

@antonlosada Cierra al salir, pringao

[Sergio @sergiofg11]

@mikeliturriaga @anonimavenus20 Supongo que estarás orgulloso de mostrar que estás como un cencerro, Mikel

[Sergio @sergiofg11]

Lo peor de todo es la sensación de que el tío se lo está pasando bomba con todo esto, está en su salsa

[Jaime Ballesteros @JaimeBN1987]

Pensaba que era coña, pero no. VUELVEN LOS APLAUSOS A LAS 8 EN LOS BALCONES.
Y para aplaudir a un Estado que ha fracasado estrepitosamente en la gestión de la DANA (en parte por el sabotaje del propio Pedro Sánchez).

[Sergio @sergiofg11]

@TheObjective_es Algún día se sabrá lo que habéis hecho para que os tengan de esta forma pillados por los huevos @bsemper parecías algo diferente, hoy no sólo eres uno más, sino que eres de los peores