21st Century Mzilikazi👑

Kukhulwa kokuphela 📈 🙏🏿 #ShmoomooGang🤫

[Ifediche @esther_stan]

Ugh you had no choice !!

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

Klose didn’t get 6 penalties in 8 games

[Gabr @neomozarab]

Have you ever seen football players from Latin America? They'll be wearing a headband with 100% Jesus written on it and doing the cross sign after scoring a goal then going to a brothel to celebrate victory in the evening.

[Unhinged @DistressDark]

Jesus Christ

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

Top goal scorer in the World Cup = Goat

Top goal scorer in football = Football is not about goals .

God sees it all

[Big_Hut🧩🇵🇹 @Hutman_RM]

Real Madrid would’ve been stuck at 9 champions league titles

[Beaver 🦁 @beaverd]

"you're absolutely right! I shouldn't have launched those nukes -- that's on me."

[𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗢 @mitchollo]

he is to the world cup what cristiano ronaldo is to the champions league.

[Dr Yash  @YashRMFC]

Best World Cup duos

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

How about putting a curse on the Ghanaian government to make his country better?

[Jet Daniel 🛩️ @LaceVine]

Women are so creative at gifting cheap stuff.

[Ona 𐙚 @ona_nky]

You guys are mean 😭😭😭😭

[Aisha @Aishafierce4]

So Drake invented cornrows?

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

We're about to find out what real sanctions look like

[Ethan Levins 🇺🇸 @EthanLevins2]

They've chosen the next target

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

“Phew, I managed to escape from that incel mass shooter”

The female cop outside the building:

[Praise @tufpraise]

Socialism is so sick I love when tax dollars go to schools instead of wars

[𝐒𝖍𝖆𝐤𝖆 𝐙𝖚𝖑𝖚 @_shwabade_]

Eii madoda Ngeke