Matthew Grant

I'm the guy who did that thing.

[Matthew Grant @SerialCarpins]

@Angry_Staffer Also, the tougher he tries to look, the dumber he actually looks.

[Matthew Grant @SerialCarpins]

@Angry_Staffer The best part is that even though it was a catastrophically stupid thing to do, he could have probably flown under the radar with it if he could just shut up about it for two minutes.

[Matthew Grant @SerialCarpins]

@HalfwayPost

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@Angry_Staffer We are profound embarrassments.

[Matthew Grant @SerialCarpins]

@nicbasarab @Angry_Staffer I was just thinking about his aggressive, pathetic yanking handshake. How's that working out for him now? Lmao.

[Matthew Grant @SerialCarpins]

@FaithNoMore

[Matthew Grant @SerialCarpins]

@earthtojelly How else are you gonna get out?!?

[Matthew Grant @SerialCarpins]

@junglyruss Yo! Bald Dwight!!! I love it!!

[Matthew Grant @SerialCarpins]

@DeadbyDaylight They did it!!!!!!

[Matthew Grant @SerialCarpins]

@SatireAP It's almost like they have no idea what they're doing and have no business being in charge of literally anything.

[Matthew Grant @SerialCarpins]

@smilingoutloud2 @MacFarlaneNews Right?! We got stuck watching them put it up, we may as well get the satisfaction of watching them take it down.

[Matthew Grant @SerialCarpins]

@WasMasked @MeidasTouch Love the one in the lower left where he thinks that raising his eyebrows will open his eyes for him. 😂😂😂 Sad.

[Matthew Grant @SerialCarpins]

@Lululand777 @Angry_Staffer Him and Elon....they both so desperately want to be cool and to be loved, and both had the means to do things for humanity that would generate love and make them cool...instead they are both losers that no one loves. Money doesn't buy coolness or love. So pathetic.

[Matthew Grant @SerialCarpins]

@Andriana13558 And THAT'S the picture you chose? 🤣🤣🤣

[Matthew Grant @SerialCarpins]

@DrNeilStone Hello, Neil. Sorry, but I am dead. I knew I shouldn't have gotten that last booster. That's what pushed me into the grave.

[Matthew Grant @SerialCarpins]

@LoveitStill @Suzierizzo1 It's such a brilliant nickname and I love it...but as a lifetime fan of Paul Reubens, part of me dies every time I see it. 😞

[Matthew Grant @SerialCarpins]

@AZ_Brittney Opportunistic.

[Matthew Grant @SerialCarpins]

@DeadbyDaylight @JasonUniverse13 I think the only issue will be the fact that when I'm playing survivor, it will literally be every match against Jason for a few weeks. 🤣 Happened with Chucky and the Xenomorph too. 🤣 That said, I'll be buying Jason on day 1.

[Matthew Grant @SerialCarpins]

@covie_93 Everyone thinks that they will be the one person who breaks the pattern of being thrown under the bus by this POS....then they're surprised when they end up on the pile with everyone else.

[Matthew Grant @SerialCarpins]

@Angry_Staffer Thank God he's one of one.