elise🍉

they/them
butch lesbian

[elise🍉 @serialfletch]

I FORGOR MY LIP BALMAKDKKZ IN THIS HEAT

[ash⋆˙⟡ @scxrbus]

thot son (superwoke) or gay daughter (super-bisexual)

[Mzsweetcakes aka Sweetz 🍭🫧 ♑️🦅🦅🦅 @Mzsweetcakes08]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
• got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home”

[magda @aangandvi]

caitlyn was so embarrassed that she had been caught giving a fuck

[airi 𝜗℘ @4irellee]

you ask me a dumbass question in this heat and we both dying btw

[𝓲ღ benophie＼(^-^)／ @alonelyoneforu]

Listen...
If it wasnt for the diversity... i would have found bridgerton soooo boring to watch...

[Harvina Arvi @Anivrah]

Michaela better be putting Fran THROUGH that mattress at least once in season 5 idc

#bridgerton #franchaela #wip

[🪷 @Sheksteroidszn]

My underboob sweat can restore the water ai has wasted

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

my fav sex position is actually when i have feelings for someone and they have the same feelings for me too

[d 🐝 @franchfriiess]

the fact that they already share a last name will always be so sexy to me

[🤍 @saintofgirls]

What if you’re GAY and an ALCOHOLIC and your COUSIN is a everyones favorite BISEXUAL

[⭑ @jentlelogy]

Since likes are private, can we all agree that they all look so ugly 😭

[🧩 yaya @docileponies_]

Case closed

[g @34rths]

When you're bad at games but they still play with you

[elise🍉 @serialfletch]

THEY FINALLY GOT ME WITH THE AGE VERIFICATION THING ON TWITTER OMFG CAN THIS WEEK GET ANY WORSE

[♡ྀི @abtchae]

chaeyoung had to put out an apology letter on her personal account (which is still up) in less than an hour and took at least a month off public only for this btch to go out smiling and do aegyo in front of the camera not even 3 days after he got cancelled

[Léaccoon 🫪 @inkedcountess]

Ça commence à me tendre qu'on annule tous les évènements à cause de la canicule mais pour nous envoyer travailler sous 40°C là bizarrement y a pas de problème

[miss let it linger @glindacent]

id rather drink hot oil through a straw