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data scientist. @usairforce veteran. 🌈 californian.

[serif @serifhello]

@Deadswan65 More power to you as this is too confusing (on top of the many parliamentary rules)

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to the high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.

[serif @serifhello]

I’ve experienced this and sadly FedEx didn’t do anything

Here’s what I do now ever since: I request for important FedEx packages to be held at FedEx locations instead of delivering to my place.

[Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun]

So @Fedex delivers a package and "proves" it by showing a picture of my "mail room". One, that is clearly a front desk. Two, it is not my building.

But FedEx won't do anything about it. I have to contact the shipper. Shipper tells me it has "indeed" been delivered and shows me the same picture.

I have shown them the difference between their picture and my mail room. Am currently awaiting the next steps. Why is it always on the individual to overcome such incompetence?

[serif @serifhello]

The connections game from @nytimes continues to humble me 🥲

[Zaid Jilani @ZaidJilani]

California Democrats are the most mediocre Democrats in the country. Sit on immense wealth and a population that gives them supermajorities and basically accomplish nothing except massive dysfunction.

[serif @serifhello]

This quote from @ConanOBrien really touched me:

“I’m not saying the goal is to renounce accomplishments, but rather to metabolize them. If you carry your victories lightly, other qualities: kindness, originality, courage, humor, and humanity have room to emerge.”

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@nikicaga Where were you during January 6th though? lol

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Tbh I'm actually mad at him for cheating on such a sweet and pretty woman

[serif @serifhello]

And I thought my $2.8k 1bd apartment in DC was bad …

[altra @catboosted]

>Tweeted from Verde Mission Rock. a.k.a. the YC founder hive

[MJ @just_drmj]

These kids are shortening words because they can’t spell!!

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

no matter how much these people bash higher education and elite institutions as "useless woke nonsense" they're always sending their own kids

[serif @serifhello]

Just remembered that the actresses that played Hack’s Deborah Vance and Kelly Kilpatrick were first introduced to me as a kid/teen in 24 as First Lady Martha Logan and President Taylor.

Might need to rewatch 24 for some Jack Bauer.

[serif @serifhello]

When I heard Bob Lipka’s voice in the Hacks finale …

[The Free Press @TheFP]

"My parents are fallible goofballs like anyone else. But there is something a bit different about the conversations at my dinner table—and something magical and rare about the people leading them."

[Chris Cillizza @ChrisCillizza]

Jill Biden was either lying to the public in June 2024 or she's lying now.

Neither one is good.

I broke down the former First Lady's changing story about her husband today.

Full piece linked in next tweet.

[Dasha Burns @DashaBurns]

A former senior Biden campaign advisor tells me Jill Biden's comments are "revisionist history."

“She and a handful of other close advisors around President Biden kept gaslighting us, telling those of us on the campaign we were the ones who were wrong, and that he just had a ‘bad night.’ I think she saw the reputational harm this caused her and is therefore taking a new position.”

@playbookdc

[Milo Smith @mil000]

every time I get on a flight they somehow invent a boarding group that’s even lower than before

[Andrew Korst @andrew_korst]

One of the funniest parts about living in DC is all of the ads in the metro clearly targeted at one procurement officer in the Pentagon.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Missing garbage day gotta be the biggest L in adulthood.