Chris Bass

Like the fish. But more like the Ale.

[Chris Bass @seriouslybass]

Different beach, different day.

[Nev Pierce @nevpierce]

It’s like Game Of Thrones but everybody is Joffrey.

[Chris Bass @seriouslybass]

So it takes this long for people to forget what a Ponzi scheme is....

[Chris Bass @seriouslybass]

I’ll be grown up when I remember to take my glass down from my room.

[Chris Bass @seriouslybass]

The world is never going to get along as there are still people who don’t have their phone in silent in public places.

[Callum Willoughby @CRWilloughby19]

THE CAPTION HAS ABSOLUTELY DONE ME AHAHAHAH

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

Why is that worm holding the 185lb belt? There are worms crawling on his skin! It was absolutely ludicrous to even consider allowing him to compete. Let alone now walk around the arena shaking our fans hands.
Someone sort this, this instant. And sterilize that belt.
Immediately.

[Cowboy Cerrone @Cowboycerrone]

Well I’m in Australia @danawhite “ I know a guy!! “

[Chris Bass @seriouslybass]

@knowyourharry Just glad stylebender is still fighting

[Chris Bass @seriouslybass]

@knowyourharry Mate be gutted for me, drove 9 hours to be here! Let cowboy fight haha

[Chris Bass @seriouslybass]

Melbs is cold AF

[danawhite @danawhite]

#Repost @joerogan: Beautiful breakdown of @stylebender doing some wizard shit.

[Matt Zarb-Cousin @mattzarb]

This is phenomenal

[Chris Bass @seriouslybass]

It’s time to get your haircut when a random guy says you look like “Alan from the Hangover”.

[Chris Bass @seriouslybass]

My kinda beer.

[Chris Bass @seriouslybass]

Genie : One wish, any wish.

Me : I wish I could comfortably and effectively drink laying down.

[Chris Bass @seriouslybass]

Just tried peach coke, no bueno.

[Chris Bass @seriouslybass]

@kurtlewis_ Nah give him the Connor fight first. The man deserves some change before the gold!

[Chris Bass @seriouslybass]

@espn killing the ufc with the ads already. Play the fight.