kim lumley.

simple. ❤️

[av @ladyinyourbrain]

just heard someone say the professional way to say “fuck around and find out” is “test that assumption at your earliest convenience” and i had to take a moment

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

“are u ok?” of course not next question

[Leo @MODELIONS]

lizzo slander is weird cuz theirs quite literally no reason to dislike her

[🍒 @goldenberryx]

my thought process exactly

[kylei 🧶 @ruledbymercuryy]

does anyone else get secondhand embarrassment really bad? like, you’ll be watching a show, and something embarrassing happens to a character, and you gotta pause it bc it’s too much 😭 I really can’t do it lmfaooo

[Ангел ✟ @fruitymiku]

Pissing

[Zak Williams @zakwilliams]

Dad, seven years ago today you passed on. The joy and inspiration you brought to the world carries on in your legacy and in your family, friends, and fans you so loved. You lived to bring laughter and to help others. I will be celebrating your memory today. Love you forever.

[ؘ @PARKERSFlLMS]

peter’s spidey sense still remains unmatched in this scene

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

I hate the word Fiancée. Why do i have to speak french just because youre getting married

[Nœlla 🇭🇹 @dordycharles]

Ladies please share, this could save a life

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

*pregnancy test shows a single blue line*

oh no we’re having a cop

[justin @farringt0n]

"look at the moon" gf and gives random space fact bf

[E.M. Hudson @EMHudsonlives]

Dudes can literally just sit around and name old sports players and just have the best time.

[kim lumley. @seriouslykim]

But in all seriousness, I was so fucking terrified by this and was sent into a spiral of thinking that man was gonna shoot up that starbucks, or be waiting by my car for me. Even though he was probably just a dude, doing dude things.

[kim lumley. @seriouslykim]

A man asked me today in starbucks if I believe in karma. While eating a banana, and looking me up and down. He just dropped that nugget in my lap, and then went about his weird fucking day.

[໊ @jasonsproblems]

Can we bring back 22 episode seasons please? These 10 episode seasons are not the tea.