just heard someone say the professional way to say “fuck around and find out” is “test that assumption at your earliest convenience” and i had to take a moment
does anyone else get secondhand embarrassment really bad? like, you’ll be watching a show, and something embarrassing happens to a character, and you gotta pause it bc it’s too much 😭 I really can’t do it lmfaooo
Dad, seven years ago today you passed on. The joy and inspiration you brought to the world carries on in your legacy and in your family, friends, and fans you so loved. You lived to bring laughter and to help others. I will be celebrating your memory today. Love you forever.
But in all seriousness, I was so fucking terrified by this and was sent into a spiral of thinking that man was gonna shoot up that starbucks, or be waiting by my car for me. Even though he was probably just a dude, doing dude things.
A man asked me today in starbucks if I believe in karma. While eating a banana, and looking me up and down. He just dropped that nugget in my lap, and then went about his weird fucking day.