Miss Molly

Writer, artist, and finance & office manager for The Paris Review

[Miss Molly @seriouslymolly]

It has become increasingly apparent that #mytype is just guys who think they're deeply evil.

[The Paris Review @parisreview]

I respectfully ask that you both include me in and remove me from your memoir. https://t.co/epj2WNGMu8

[Miss Molly @seriouslymolly]

today I'm doing the thing where instead of doing my laundry I'm going to buy new clothes.

[Miss Molly @seriouslymolly]

sometimes when I'm in other people's offices/apartments and I see their pens all in a mug, I really believe that they're rightfully mine.

[The Paris Review @parisreview]

“Get up early, insult yourself a bit in the shaving mirror, and then pretend you're cutting wood.” —Lawrence Durrell http://t.co/mud07i1vDu

[Miss Molly @seriouslymolly]

#christmas https://t.co/sua5T3Ntaq

[The Paris Review @parisreview]

This November, we’re publishing our first anthology of new writing in more than fifty years. http://t.co/0KhuztStiN

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

if u believe in love, u have to believe that everyone deserves love. if u dont believe that everyone deserves love, u do not believe in love

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

*ahem* there are two types of peopel in this world: peopel, and.. um *calmley checks notes* ah yes. ther is one type of peopel in this world

[Miss Molly @seriouslymolly]

i don't tweet enough

[Miss Molly @seriouslymolly]

it's only spring cleaning if you've got a high ponytail.

[Miss Molly @seriouslymolly]

would taking a nap right now be a huge mistake? yes. am I going to do it anyway? yes.

[Miss Molly @seriouslymolly]

"you have achieved the universal human goal of looking like julie andrews"

[Miss Molly @seriouslymolly]

@Benjamin_Hale Sam's town by the killers, pink Floyd - the wall, PJ Harvey yo la tengo

[Chris Pratt @prattprattpratt]

Although LOK is kind of good. It's like, "laugh" and then say, "Ok." #LOK

[Miss Molly @seriouslymolly]

@va_ginadiaries can we? Can we pleaaaase?? Pls pls pls pls

[Miss Molly @seriouslymolly]

totally forgot "denizen" was a word

[Ramez Naam @ramez]

Those who hold a legal monopoly on violence should be held to the highest standards for its use, not the lowest.

#Accountability

[Miss Molly @seriouslymolly]

the way i see it: never calling my parents ensures that they never worry when i don't call

[Miss Molly @seriouslymolly]

i love sandra bullock, really, i do, but has she got it in her contracts that all her movies have to end with a freeze frame of her face?

[Miss Molly @seriouslymolly]

it took me until today to realize why peter pan wasn't attached to his shadow. i was just really confused about it for like 15 years.