Sara

Are you aware of the power of shadows?

[Sara @seroy77]

I work with a computer too much i walk around thinking i can just ctrl z my actions out here 🥲

[Hoodie Allen @HoodieAllen]

Tour is officially on sale everywhere 🎟

Every ticket comes w/ a free M&G 📸

Celebrating the 10 year anniversary of “All American” w/ a special show for fans

Tickets: https://t.co/WFhhJK6tTl

[Sara @seroy77]

@AmericanAir A flight cancellation after 8 hours in the airport and a rescheduled flight option that lands at 1am local time is ignorant and unsafe. We had to miss a night in our air bnb and cancel plans and want to know how we will be compensated for this

[Sara @seroy77]

Busy szn is making me want a Coke at 9am for the sugar and caffeine send help

[Sara @seroy77]

Can sean kingston take me there already? Ive had enough

[Sara @seroy77]

Me in the morning: i have no clean clothes i have to do laundry tonight!

Me in the night: No ❤️

[Sara @seroy77]

Regretfully, i am the “happy friday!” coworker

[feminist next door @emrazz]

I do not want to be warm I want to be cold and then made warm by a blanket why is this difficult to understand

[Sara @seroy77]

No its not good enough to receive tracking updates and an estimated delivery date. I wanna know where the truck is right nOW

[Sara @seroy77]

I hope whoever coined the phrase 9-5 is in hell bc they forgot the minor detail that 8 hours doesnt include lunch 🙃

[Sara @seroy77]

Are spaghetti strap dresses appropriate office wear or is that just my catholic school trauma

[Sara @seroy77]

If cars are capable of reaching 140+ mph then why are max speed limits only ~70 mph? I wanna go fast ✨legally✨

[Sara @seroy77]

Me out loud: i dont think i could ever go to Six Flags again

My targeted ads: So i hear you like Six Flags….

So close!!!

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

when there’s a pickle on my bf’s plate

[Sara @seroy77]

Company: take a week off!! We will pay you extra money to do so!!! Stay refreshed 🤗🥰😇

Also company after time off: so we need these 87 time consuming tasks all done by today good thing youre well rested and can work late this week!!!

😕

[Sara @seroy77]

You say the oceans burning like i give a shit

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

interviewer: why do you want this job?

me: i'm a job guy. love jobs

[Natalie @jbfan911]

Hey! If I’ve ever said anything weird I was just kidding

[Sara @seroy77]

Me on payday: living sucks but its suckin just a little now 🎶