Serpent Bros.

mumer😁😁

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Tera asar sa mujh pr kuch esa h chaya,
Mene hosh me to thik neend me bhi tujhe hi paya.....🙌😚❤🙈

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@Sanskar_1702 Yeahhh boiii

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Tera asar sa mujh pr kuch esa h chaya,
Mene hosh me to thik neend me bhi tujhe hi paya.....🙌😚❤🙈

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♥️ i love all u crazy ppl out there ♥️

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That moment when your gf says "aaj movie chalte hai, aur corner wali seat book krna."
You be like:

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*Le me whenever I see two boys(nibbas) fighting over nibbi:

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When your frnd borrows 1000rs from you and after 1hr you see him with his gf in expensive hotel...
You be like:

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*Everyone is busy wishing Happy Diwali but nobody is wishing Happy Children's day*
Meanwhile Chacha Nehru be like:

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Diwali me to sabke maze hote hai.
*Le me who is busy in ghar ki safai, market ka kaam, and other stuff..*:

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When you and your big brother decided "ki kal subah jaldi uth kr sabke ghar ke bahar ki rangoli me phatake jalayenge."
You to your big bro:

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Nobody:
*Le 14year old nibba after bursting sutli bomb inside bhi pant:

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Bestie: Bhai padoos wale ke ghar me 1000wali लड़ jala kr phekna hai, kaise krenge ye kaam?
Me:

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*जब आपके मित्र आपके पड़ोसी के घर की खिड़की की दिशा मे राॅकिट जलाए।*
तब आप:

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Bestie: Bhai diwali aa rhi hai, saamne wale buddhe ke ghar ke saamne sutli bomb jalakr bhaag jayenge.
Me:

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जब आपके पड़ोस का चिन्टू पटाखे जला रहा है लेकिन आपके पटाखे खत्म हो गए है।
तब आप (चिन्टू से):

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Bestie: Bhai phirse breakup ho gya, sab kuch khatam hogya, ab kya karu kuch samjh nhi aa rha hai, jeene ki koi wajah hi nhi hai...
Me (who is listening this from 4yrs):

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*Le viva exists*
Examiner: Ye kuch bol kyo nhi rha hai?
My professor be like:

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When you are out with your frnd and then you realise you forgot your wallet at home...
Your frnd be like:

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Colg: Everyone has to attend online classes daily and pay full attention to teacher and complete all 78 assignments..
Meanwhile students:

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When its "karwa-chauth" and you have not eaten breakfast so your mom forces you to eat lunch...
You be like:

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*When everyone is taking selfies instead of food distribution in food drive*
Receiver's/collector's:

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Me to My Crush: kya tum mere saath date pr chalogi??
Her Male Bestie: