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all tweets are a product of the predictive text which was randomly selected while cleaning fanta off the screen. she/her.

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what if I want slowdive to sound like slowdive, not new order?

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"portrait of a lady on fire:" rented

motion smoothing: ON. I want this bitch to sensuously paint a portrait lookin like she's in call of duty

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@victoriaxxxvii when I saw them they didn't even pause between songs, just 100 intensity for an hour or so. it was gorgeous.

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@JesseBering Ode to Billie Joe and Fancy by Bobbie Gentry, Down from Dover by Dolly Parton

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I don't think people should be threatened by ai art; it's really just a game, like minecraft, but I do think it's ugly

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@EmmaTolkin she alternates between the limited too/lizzie mcguire and guy fieri, and it does her no favors. some 90s shit is just bad-bad.

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@intrnetdaughter @olivesagan I think that ipas and sours are much tastier than lagers but I don't hate lagers. I just don't want a craft lager-- if I want a lager I'll drink a lone star. Lagers are lake beers or end of the night beers to me, not something to pay a premium for at a brewery.

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11/23/2022

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@l0gicth0t cottage cheese goes really nicely with a sliced bartlett pear

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@ElSangito I'm pretty sure it's a huge problem for the elderly (nobody ever talks about the elderly, even though old age comes for everyone unless death gets them first)

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@l0gicth0t @olivesagan @THOTCrime I just remembered that some people actually call in to FM radio shows or log onto reddit for relationship advice, so I do acknowledge that "yes" is a good option for some.

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@l0gicth0t @olivesagan @THOTCrime Yeah, it's depressing how many people said yes--hopefully as a bit. Giving up one of life's few visceral and sensual pleasures for the stability and convenience makes no sense to me. I like my existence better when it isn't dull and joyless.

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@mcmansionhell

[hyper mega bummer boy @danceyrselfdean]

prayers up to the poor staff writer who gets stuck reviewing Midnights at p4k that Conde Nast slaps an arbitrary 6.7 rating on

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Nathan Fielder is Borat for people who are lactose intolerant

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when you come slinking into work ten minutes late