Serria Thomas

NYC📍Writer | Publicist by day, cheeseburger connoisseur by night, sad 24/7 ✨ | subscribe to my weekly Substack "cheers, jeers & meres"

[Serria Thomas @serriadarling]

Baseball stadiums are wild because grown men who won’t tell their own wives they love them, will stand and beg for a used baseball from a 22 year old boy. Are you guys ok??

[Serria Thomas @serriadarling]

I'm seeing grown men carrying poster boards around in fidi... are you guys not doing PowerPoints anymore??

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Fleabag (2016) is Phoebe Waller-Bridge announcing herself as a generational voice.

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

open the schools

[Serria Thomas @serriadarling]

Therapist casually referred to our previous session as "depressionville" so, yeah, I'd say we are riiiiiiiiight on track

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

Waking up and remembering Diane Keaton passed away yesterday and it wasn’t a dream

[kam⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @kamirrorball]

THIS FUCKING SMASH HIT

[Serria Thomas @serriadarling]

Can't write an email without ChatGPT, but suddenly a lyricism expert? Oh yeah I'm sure

[Serria Thomas @serriadarling]

This is why I remain on the internet

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

they should do this for the summer i turned pretty finale too

[kaila⁷ ⚖️ | IS SEEING BTS!!! 🍀💜 @taytaedaylight]

SHE HAS A TRACK CALLED “ELDEST DAUGHTER”

all the eldest daughters in the timeline:

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

i’m under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean

[Serria Thomas @serriadarling]

Superman being pro-Palestine and Fantastic Four being pro-life has created big anticipation for me surrounding where Spiderman will stand on universal healthcare

[erika @yeeeerika]

A Bug's Life (1998) radicalized me

[Serria Thomas @serriadarling]

Nothing much just checking my LinkedIn notifications at Vans Warped Tour Befores, you??

[Serria Thomas @serriadarling]

I've always said this sooo true

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

life hack: you can't be sad if you are asleep

[Serria Thomas @serriadarling]

The biggest recession indicator I've seen? A rise in beautiful, well-produced, high quality TV commercials for cereal & milk

[kawaii 🪼 @magicmoxo]

High-functioning depression is wild. You’re crushing your to-do list while actively fantasizing about disappearing. It’s a performance. And some of us deserve Oscars for hiding it.

[Serria Thomas @serriadarling]

I love seeing Hillary Clinton post on LinkedIn. Like yes queen, build that network, make those connections