Sertysh the Wook

All round good Wookie guy, best looking mammal in Derbyshire, enjoys red meat, anti-inflammatory, wearer of hats, writer, lover and one man barbershop quartet.

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SUMMER BREEZE... MAKES ME FEEL FIINE #DatRain

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@KiiroKurii They did a film about that with Justin Timberlake. #Sorry

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@ThatNilsGuy You be careful with all that happiness, now.

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I want to wish a happy birthday to @thatnilsguy, but I also want to win the lottery...

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@KiiroKurii Life hates you. Quit work and go to anime school

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@ThatNilsGuy The guy on the Starburst ad (where he's dancing behind that two way mirror in an office). It's you...! But with frizzy hair.

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@Glitter_Bug +10 man points! I put together a whole lasagna!

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The weather lady on TV is struggling to point at Scotland for me. She knows where it is, bless her. It's the one with all the rain, she says

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@ThatNilsGuy Imagine the Dark Knight in Pulp Fiction. "SHAY WHAAT AGAAIN!!!"

[BOOKS ON THE BBC @BooksOnTheBBC]

Hard to believe, but there isn't a regular book programme on #bbc TV. Not one. Help us try to change that. RT and follow. Thank you.

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@chrisprime Can't. Have work early tomorrow... but next week! Yes! Oh yes!

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This stir fry is dang meaty, and this rice needs more honey. This is gonna be the best lasagna ever!

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Never before have I worked in an office that lets pets in. Well dogs mainly, but one day it'll be an iguana, and next a weta bug! #WETABUGS!

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@ThatNilsGuy You know as one of the main characters is married... Can you drive a ho onto your back garden and... In full view of your...?

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@ThatNilsGuy I bet there will be an achievement: Finish 18 holes with 6 wanted stars.

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@ThatNilsGuy If there isn't a flying cars cheat, I'm out. #HighExpectations

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I have the mall song from #HIMYM stuck in my head :D

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Do you dig graves? Yeah, they're pretty cool

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Chysathanamums smell like...

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#MovingIn Our Flat (the bit with the white) Yes, it's small but it's home :)