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News alert: Play has been suspended at #GrandPrixHassanII due to a swarm of BEES

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Find out how Matteo Berrettini improved his forehand with the help of cryo-therapy

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Stop the presses! Elena Rybakina seething at Damien Dumusois after receiving a code violation for looking unkempt and scruffy

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Roger Rasheed: Call me crazy, but it's obvious to me that Carlos Alcaraz will win 61 slams

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#USClay update:
OUT: Cliff Drysdale
IN: Sam Sumyk
Next: on-court interviews

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Neil Harman deletes Twitter account after claiming that #CopaColsanitas should become the fifth slam

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Meet the #CharlestonOpen characters 🎬

He was once defaulted for forgetting to wear sponsor-mandated watch in the post-match interview. He's obsessed with video games. His moonball defines beauty.

Jack Sock is The Flaming Giraffe.

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Snuggle with this photo to bring the player good luck at #GrandPrixHassanII!

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#CopaColsanitas update:
OUT: Nadia Petrova
IN: handshakes
Next: Jack Draper

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Patrick McEnroe column: Why Roger Federer Has The Best Shirt-Rip Of The Big Four

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Tennis Twitter roundup: some of y'all have never cried over the Iga dance and it shows

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Doubles update: Schwartzkacz bins Thiesock 6-3 6-7(7) [10-8] #USClay. There were some amazing hotshots but you're not allowed to see them.

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Just in: Goran Ivanisevic announces that he has written an autobiography entitled Soccer Player Buying The Tournament: My Life in Tennis

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Magda Linette drags Ubaldo for his stupid questions following early #CopaColsanitas exit

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#GrandPrixHassanII press conference: After loss to Raonic, Cristian Garin refuses to answer questions not related to new tennis ball venture

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Tennis Channel presents: The 5 most exciting balltosses in #GrandPrixHassanII history. It's Sevastova vs Brown for no. 1!

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#GrandPrixHassanII press conference: After loss to Edmund, Steve Johnson says "this match did not spark joy"

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Jack Sock withdraws from #GrandPrixHassanII due to being extremely injured

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Tennis Twitter roundup: STAN LIST:

Tier 1:
John Isner
Nadia Petrova
Lleyton Hewitt

Tier 2:
Jeremy Piven
Elena Dementieva

Tier 3:
a local technician
a local concierge

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IBM Keys to the Match: Borna Coric must win less than a handful of inside-out half-volleys #USClay