Server Girl

Seasoned Server & Resident Alpha Bitch--serving up warm smiles, hot rants, & cold revenge!

[The Restaurant Manifesto @restofesto]

Being a foodie is not a talent.

[The Restaurant Manifesto @restofesto]

The first cocktail after work helps to forget the last table, the second to forget the whole night, the third to forget you’re a waiter.

[The Restaurant Manifesto @restofesto]

Your office is closed on Labor Day but restaurants are ALWAYS open. Do something NICE for the people cooking and serving for you today.

[The Restaurant Manifesto @restofesto]

After having problems deciding, a table tonight actually said “Sorry, we’re both really high right now.” Amazing.

[Shit Customers Say @customersbedumb]

#DearCustomer your inability to read/ask questions about our menu does not make me responsible for the food not being what you wanted

[Jaded Waitress @FOH_4_Life]

Regional manager told me, "Now I understand why you drink so much. It's this place."

[Ro DelleGrazie @RoDelleGrazie]

https://t.co/ebaey6kvPY #serverLife #ServerProblems @1ntoxicologist @server_rant @smartasswaitres@GrumpyBartender

[BarNotes @BarNotes]

"I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion." - Miguel de Cervantes http://t.co/AkU2d7W9ED #mcm

[BostonServerProbs @BostonServer]

It's a "lock-the-doors-and-set-this-place-ablaze" sort of shift. #serverproblems

[Server Girl @server_rant]

In my sexiest voice: "Oh chef, let me be your thorn!" --Dryly, "I don't need anymore thorns." #truelife #serverlife

[Server Girl @server_rant]

Oh noobs & their refusal to do running sidework... how I will destroy you. Let me count the ways. #serverlife #serverproblems

[Server Girl @server_rant]

For example, Lowes has ONE register open & a huge line. Walmart? The same, but worse. Try that shit in a restaurant.

[Server Girl @server_rant]

It amazes me the shit that people will put up with at other businesses, but would never tolerate if they were in a restaurant. #serverlife

[Server Girl @server_rant]

Stop telling me to speak slower, listen faster you dumb old fuck! #serverlife #serverproblems

[Server Girl @server_rant]

Why do I feel like my job is an exercise in mental gymnastics? #serverlife

[Tia Coley @TiaColey]

I love when you ask a table if they want drinks & they're like "no I'll just have water" that's a drink you fuck #serverprobs

[Bitchy Waitress @1bitchywaitress]

I'm so glad you had to verify I would put lemon with your water only to not use it. #serverlife #serverproblems

[Server Girl @server_rant]

Confessions of the shift lead: you work more than everyone because you WILL work more than everyone else. #schedulenazi #serverproblems