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Server Girl
@server_rant
Seasoned Server & Resident Alpha Bitch--serving up warm smiles, hot rants, & cold revenge!
Restaurant Near You
Joined June 2010
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The Restaurant Manifesto
@restofesto
over 9 years ago
Being a foodie is not a talent.
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The Restaurant Manifesto
@restofesto
over 9 years ago
The first cocktail after work helps to forget the last table, the second to forget the whole night, the third to forget you’re a waiter.
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The Restaurant Manifesto
@restofesto
almost 10 years ago
Your office is closed on Labor Day but restaurants are ALWAYS open. Do something NICE for the people cooking and serving for you today.
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The Restaurant Manifesto
@restofesto
almost 10 years ago
After having problems deciding, a table tonight actually said “Sorry, we’re both really high right now.” Amazing.
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Hater the PATROIT
@HaterTheWaiter
Former waiter now full-time PATROIT! Karate Sensay to Seal Team 6/Makeout coach to supermodels/Enfluencer. NOT a parity account-I’m the real deal #PATROITPOSSEE
pissyserver
@pissyserver
Older. Wiser. Still a goofball.
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Funny Or Truth
@TheComedyFun
almost 11 years ago
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Shit Customers Say
@customersbedumb
almost 11 years ago
#DearCustomer
your inability to read/ask questions about our menu does not make me responsible for the food not being what you wanted
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Jaded Waitress
@FOH_4_Life
almost 11 years ago
Regional manager told me, "Now I understand why you drink so much. It's this place."
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SeparateChecks
@SeparateCheckz
almost 12 years ago
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Ro DelleGrazie
@RoDelleGrazie
about 11 years ago
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Los Angeles
https://t.co/ebaey6kvPY
#serverLife
#ServerProblems
@1ntoxicologist
@server_rant
@smartasswaitres@GrumpyBartender
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BarNotes
@BarNotes
over 11 years ago
"I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion." - Miguel de Cervantes http://t.co/AkU2d7W9ED
#mcm
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BostonServerProbs
@BostonServer
over 11 years ago
It's a "lock-the-doors-and-set-this-place-ablaze" sort of shift.
#serverproblems
Server Girl
@server_rant
over 11 years ago
In my sexiest voice: "Oh chef, let me be your thorn!" --Dryly, "I don't need anymore thorns."
#truelife
#serverlife
Server Girl
@server_rant
almost 12 years ago
Oh noobs & their refusal to do running sidework... how I will destroy you. Let me count the ways.
#serverlife
#serverproblems
Server Girl
@server_rant
almost 12 years ago
For example, Lowes has ONE register open & a huge line. Walmart? The same, but worse. Try that shit in a restaurant.
Server Girl
@server_rant
almost 12 years ago
It amazes me the shit that people will put up with at other businesses, but would never tolerate if they were in a restaurant.
#serverlife
Server Girl
@server_rant
almost 12 years ago
Stop telling me to speak slower, listen faster you dumb old fuck!
#serverlife
#serverproblems
Server Girl
@server_rant
almost 12 years ago
Why do I feel like my job is an exercise in mental gymnastics?
#serverlife
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Tia Coley
@TiaColey
almost 12 years ago
I love when you ask a table if they want drinks & they're like "no I'll just have water" that's a drink you fuck
#serverprobs
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Bitchy Waitress
@1bitchywaitress
almost 12 years ago
I'm so glad you had to verify I would put lemon with your water only to not use it.
#serverlife
#serverproblems
Server Girl
@server_rant
almost 12 years ago
Confessions of the shift lead: you work more than everyone because you WILL work more than everyone else.
#schedulenazi
#serverproblems
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