Server

I wont spam ya with tweets, just a few rants about living the server life, share some stories, Ill retweet em. hell, I'll even follow you back.

[Dear Customer @SWilliamBrown33]

#dearcustomer
You got me. I saw you walk in here and I said to myself, I'm going to have his credit card denied.

[thats not my name! @jtsmith1031]

@serverlifeprobz so this is all from tonight's shift 3:30 to about 10, an we weren't even that busy

[Server @serverlifeprobz]

I would never be offended if someone wished me a happy Hanukkah or any other religious holiday that isnt my own.. So merry Christmas to all!

[Server @serverlifeprobz]

Im betting hot water & lemon isnt something you prepare for yourself at home..

We need to start charging for these things

#Cheap-mans-tea

[Server @serverlifeprobz]

Lately we've been getting ppl coming in as a party of 2 but saying someone else is joining them so they get a bigger table...

#wellplayed

[Tip Bargood @tipthebargods]

SO to the peeps that interview looking gorgeous. Then 1st day looking like they pulled a 3 day bender. #bar @serverlifeprobz @waitresslife

[thats not my name! @jtsmith1031]

@serverlifeprobz does anyone else get excited when they wash their aprons an the strings don't twist everything into knots, or is it jus me?

[Server @serverlifeprobz]

I may not be a superhero... But I can carry hotter things in my bare hands than most of my friends...

...only cost me my fingerprints

[Server @serverlifeprobz]

If a costumer forgets something at the table and leaves... I base my level of effort to get it back to them... On the amount they tipped 😬

[Server @serverlifeprobz]

I hate when a guest puts 0 for the credit card tip... And you have to thank them...Tell them to have a goodnight... And pray they leave cash

[Server @serverlifeprobz]

It must suck for the manager to watch all these young servers walk out making more money than them...Leave earlier..With less responsibility

[Server @serverlifeprobz]

My favourite person at the table is the one who passes the glasses of waters down to everyone. No idea how much it helps

#goteam

[Server @serverlifeprobz]

Today I had a guy order a vodka on the rocks, side of olives... He didn't have to pay the Martini price ... Brilliant or cheap? Or both ?

[Dena629 @Dena629]

@serverlifeprobz If a person asks if something is good, I say "It's very popular!"

[Server @serverlifeprobz]

Anyone else have to yell out stupid server calls?

"I got hands"
"Expo do u have ears?"
"Coming in"
"Coming out"
"I need birthday singers!"

[Server @serverlifeprobz]

The dishwasher surprise:

After a long shift of takin ur shit the dishwasher saves one last load of cutlery to the very end.

SURPRISE!

[Barbara Simpson (she/her) @Barbara_421]

@serverlifeprobz If you suck down your entire drink while I'm taking your order you don't have to ask me for a refill. #serverprobs

[thats not my name! @jtsmith1031]

@serverlifeprobz an the worst part is the kid will prolly eat a 1/4 of it then throw the rest away. U see how wasteful people really are

[Server @serverlifeprobz]

Can't help to think you're a spoiled brat if you're 8 years old ordering a 35 dollar steak...

[Server @serverlifeprobz]

It's scary how being a server has made me so critical of other servers when I'm out...