Server Stories

Hi! I am a Server of 5 years and have created this Twitter so that I can share my maddening, horrific, and outrageous stories with the world! 🍴😃💁🏼‍♂️

[hojo @bookswithhojo]

serving the real tea while it's hot:

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[Server Stories @ServerStories3]

You think I suck? Guess who walked out today with $150 in tips today 💁🏼‍♂️ 💅🏻

[Server Stories @ServerStories3]

I once has a lady accidentally put tartar sauce on her pancakes Bc she thought it was butter 😂

[Server Stories @ServerStories3]

If u got somethin to say, say it. I’ll take criticism. U think I suck? Well you’re a shitty customer lady with no consideration like tf? You’re mad your food is late we’ll guess what hunny that’s on the kitchen not me so suck it up. This is breakfast , it’s not that serious 😂

[Server Stories @ServerStories3]

Why are the pickiest customers always the worst tippers 🙄 😤

[maddiee @_madventures]

Michael: I don’t wanna go to barrio on a Friday because I can’t eat 🥩 meat
Me: I thought you were gay ?

[mc @murcait]

if u were raised catholic but don’t vibe w that shit anymore and seeing ppl w ashes on their forehead gives u a classic case of Catholic Guilt clap ur hands

[Server Stories @ServerStories3]

@_madventures Cool story bro

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The only perk my job offers is the pay 💰 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Server Stories @ServerStories3]

@_madventures Me

[Server Stories @ServerStories3]

I wish I could go back in time & GO OFF at all the customers who did me dirty & I let go.

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@Indians Umm pls don’t

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I had a dream last night where I went to @Wendys & it was such a good dream. Think I’m gonna make the dream a reality today

[maddiee @_madventures]

“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.”
– Victor Borge

[Server Stories @ServerStories3]

*goes out to eat*
My bank account:
Don’t do it
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Me: *tips 50%*

[Server Stories @ServerStories3]

Customers who ask for modifications on their food just want attention, especially when they feel the need to repeat themselves

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@badbitchh96 @smith3elizabeth Customers who ask for modifications on their food just want attention