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Venmo @madeline-rowley :) // giving up social media for lent

[James @CaucasianJames]

i really didn’t have a cellphone till sophomore year of high school i was texting girls off an app on my ipod touch saying shit like “hey sorry i didn’t text back i wasn’t on wifi” 😭😭😭

[A ࣪ ִֶָ☾.࣪ ִֶָ @anneteluceroo]

This will never not be funny

[mere @merestromb]

This lady is like 73 years old and comes through my line every two days buying Brie and EVERY time she tells me about how much she loves it because it was all she ate when she lived in France in her 20s god these study abroad kids never give it a rest huh

[Pep @peptalkslive]

Sometimes I forget that there are wild hamsters. Like..they are wild, no water bottle to drink from, no hamster wheel, no cages, they are free. No gods, no masters.

[K@ @ThatAnd_MOORE]

I hope everyone except people that call taco in a bag a ~WaLkInG tAcO~ have a wonderful evening

[maddiee @_madventures]

@robb_kate Holy shit grace is beautiful

[maddiee @_madventures]

If anybody wants to do a trash cleanup with me lmk I’m always down

[beth @beth_kropf]

things that DONT make you ugly

-acne
-being over/under weight
-scars
-stretch marks
-crooked/yellow teeth
-body hair
-thinning hair/loss
-psoriasis/eczema/rashes
-fat rolls
-amputations
-physical abnormalities

things that DO make you ugly

-not refilling the brita pitcher

[Visible @Visible]

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[PETA @peta]

THIS IS NOT NORMAL! Orcas in the ocean can swim up to 140 miles in a day.

But THIS is how orcas live at #SeaWorld — unmotivated and defeated, languishing in tiny tanks.

[maddiee @_madventures]

Me: *turns on Jesus music*
Michael: my ears are bleeding
Me: a Jesus song a day keeps the gay feelings away

[maddiee @_madventures]

Michael: I don’t wanna go to barrio on a Friday because I can’t eat 🥩 meat
Me: I thought you were gay ?

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

In the Eucharist you really meet Jesus, share His life, feel His love; there you experience that His death and resurrection are for you. #HolyThursday

[ugh @gIitering]

might fuck around and

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disappear for 6 months

[maddiee @_madventures]

Came home for Easter break only to find out mom cancelled our Netflix account

[final girl 🔪 @SydneySnow___]

How to international students come to school with 4 outfits and look better than everyone ALL YEAR

[Teresa @Teresa_Anya]

@CaucasianJames That's heartbreaking. Alexa, play wheels on the bus go round and round.