Waitress Life

No, you cannot.

[Waitress Life @serverstress]

Just because you're fucking old does NOT give you the right to tip me 5 cents on a $57.70 bill. I hope your hip gives out. #serverstress

[Mrs.K @polishpineapple]

When the new girls says "it's busy & we're understaffed" and reality is it's steady and she's just slow as shit @ServerRant1 @serverstress

[Waitress Life @serverstress]

Was it more effort to lift a top shelf bottle with your hourly wage ass? No. Fuck off. #bartenderrant

[Waitress Life @serverstress]

And hypothetically, if one server sold 20 Tito drinks and another sold 20 well vodka, shouldn't they tip the same? #bartenderrant

[Waitress Life @serverstress]

Like, mad respect to bartenders. But I pick up after YOUR customers that tip YOU. YOU use the shit WE fill... Sooooo? #fuckyou

[Waitress Life @serverstress]

Dear bartender,
Yes. I know my liquor sales are astronomical and I'll have to tip you all my money. No need to remind me, cunt.
#fuckyou

[Waitress Life @serverstress]

Customer: "what are your sides"
Me: (lists off 11 sides NONE OF WHICH ARE RICE)
Customer: I'll have the rice.
Me: 😒

[Waitress Life @serverstress]

Customer: "what's your vegetable today?"
Me: "zucchini and summer squash steamed together."
Customer: "do you have asparagus?"
Me: 😒😳

[Waitress Life @serverstress]

#glutenfreeescapades. That is all.

[Waitress Life @serverstress]

#youknowyoureaserverwhen you have ABYSMAL service and still tip 25% because you've "had those days"

[Waitress Life @serverstress]

Sorry we have no free tables & you're forced to sit your GIANT ASS at a high top. I didn't do this to you. So don't act like its my fault.

[Waitress Life @serverstress]

Oh, you are a stickler inquisitor about gluten items on the menu? ENJOY YOUR GLUTEN FILLED WHITE ZIN😡 #glutenchronicles #whitezinWHITETRASH

[Waitress Life @serverstress]

Yes! I'll gladly check that the items you want are gluten free for your "allergy"... Then serve you the Oktoberfest you ordered #GLUTENLIES

[Waitress Life @serverstress]

I just love greeting customers and having them respond with "I'm really sick. What's your soup?" #QuarantineYoSelf #BeGone

[Waitress Life @serverstress]

@RoDelleGrazie haha I feel that...

[Waitress Life @serverstress]

Drunk customers in the bar discussing politics... #RedNeckCity #SendHelp #YouSoundLikeAnAsshole

[Waitress Life @serverstress]

Why the fuck would you order a bottle beer that is on draft if you want to pour it into a glass anyway? http://t.co/8yb2KO5Iyn

[Waitress Life @serverstress]

I love going to other restaurants and sitting by service bar. Hearing other servers complain about asshats makes me feel less alone ✌🏼️

[Waitress Life @serverstress]

A Conversation:
Me: "Hello! I'm..."
Customer: (abruptly interrupts while NOT making eye contact) "What are the specials?"

[Waitress Life @serverstress]

We all have that coworker that will NEVER cover shifts, but asks everyone to cover theirs. #hahaNO #ServerStress http://t.co/v0Lk9B3QIR