Service Employee

I am your server at a restaurant, the cook at your fast food location, and your local gas station employee. You treat me like shit, and now I'm on Twitter.

[Service Employee @ServiceEmployee]

#PlayOfTheYearNebraska

[Service Employee @ServiceEmployee]

Dude I get paid minimum wage and you want me to complete that whole list... Sure😆

[Service Employee @ServiceEmployee]

#BBMA what is the blackberry messenger awards? I thought we were over the crackberry

[Service Employee @ServiceEmployee]

Chris Brown lip sync king. #BBMA

[Service Employee @ServiceEmployee]

#BBMA check put Miley doing the walk of shame on stage.

[Service Employee @ServiceEmployee]

#bbma first bitches. What!

[Service Employee @ServiceEmployee]

Shit I forgot I still had twitter. Just watched #SOTU while I should have been helping customers. Shit I need more money for this

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

The wealthiest 400 people in America now own more wealth than the bottom 150 million Americans. #SOTU

[Service Employee @ServiceEmployee]

Wow it's been awhile sorry peeps I'll try to get back on it. Been to busy contemplating ways to kill myself lately.

[Service Employee @ServiceEmployee]

Don't look disgusted that i'm sneezing. It's your overabundance of nasty perfume that got us in this situation.

[Service Employee @ServiceEmployee]

Just saw an old lady tattooed wrinkled up tits hanging out, missing teeth, with a mullet. The answer would be no I don't expect a tip..

[Service Employee @ServiceEmployee]

Welcome to white trash friday!!! No mullet lady we do not take checks. It's 2011.

[Service Employee @ServiceEmployee]

Don't pull out your gun to show me how cool you are when I'm standing behind a cash register! What the fuck is wrong with people

[Service Employee @ServiceEmployee]

Old people: you complain about the cost of bottled water, when there is a sink with free water 5ft away..

[Service Employee @ServiceEmployee]

#iDontUnderstandWhy fat people park so close to cars sometimes. You know you gonna door ding them when your fat ass gets out..

[Service Employee @ServiceEmployee]

Not only do I make minimum wage and have to deal with assholes all day but I have to listen to shitty music like love shack. Fuck my life

[Service Employee @ServiceEmployee]

It's astonishing how many times I've had to use purell today. People are just disgusting

[Service Employee @ServiceEmployee]

If subway is so good for you why are all their employees disgustingly fat?

[Service Employee @ServiceEmployee]

I honestly think subway searches out the stupidest people to work at their shops. I said a little Mayo not to smother my sandwich

[Service Employee @ServiceEmployee]

Sometimes I lock the push door and just to watch how many ppl run into it.