@itsSh0la this is the shittiest thing I have seen today
You had to disappoint her family and friends after leading her on.
Bro don't just marry or date until you're healed cus you are definitely traumatized by the small portion of the reality you have been exposed to.
@vdmempire Smart guy you purposely spelt reputable and drugs so if this your false clout focused post - would not be held against this account right, nice one
@doyleparton@arojinle1 That's not the point
Its a competition - so the value lies in doing something not everybody can do. so its not about the act - its the length these dumb fucks go for climax, teach them how to climax without the female ish and trust me this practice will slowly fade
how to spend crypto profits in ways that will actually make your life better:
- throw away every one of your socks and boxers. buy brand new, all the same color/style. your drawers will never look so good.
- get a coach for whatever hobby you care about - sports, chess, art, language, it doesn't matter. just pay someone to shortcut your own learning time
- buy an in-home sauna if you have the space. it's ~$3,000, the same as a high end TV, and if you use it everyday its absolutely worth it
- pay for a personal stylist to redo your wardrobe
- upgrade your zoom setup - nice camera, nice lights, nice microphone. this will boost your perceived credibility more than you think
- pay for your mom/dad/sibling to go on a fancy trip. pay for everything, including flights, hotels, food. it is the single thing that will make you feel like you made it, and the memory will last a lifetime.
- get an inroom IV drip when you travel and watch your jetlag disappear (s/o @calilyliu)
- pay for a 3 hour couple's massage. get the body scrub, it's better than you think.
- buy a package for facials and get one every ~6 weeks
- start getting haircuts every other week. nothing to make you feel fresh like a fresh cut.
- only travel in nice cars. always get the expensive Uber/Grab/Careem. it will cost you ~$2k extra over the course of the year, but the feeling of luxury is worth much more (s/o @akshaybd)
- get a personal chef to come a few days a week and meal prep for you
- get an at-home massage every sunday
- if you're balding, get a red light hair mask. proven to work, and better to start sooner rather than later
- if you live near family/friends, pay a private chef to make a nice dinner for all of you once a month
- get a personal assistant for shopping, travel, and general research tasks. if you're in dubai or india, @dxbcare is quite good and affordable
- spend less time investing by giving your capital to professionals (liquid, venture, hedge funds, etc). make investing someone else's headache
- buy your wife/girlfriend/mother a new watch instead of buying one for yourself
- set aside a new wallet with a substantial amount of stables, yield farm on @jup_lend, and tell yourself that in 2 years you're going to give it to a family member
- buy a really nice mattress and desk chair and watch your back problems disappear
- send a gift (chocolates, cupcakes, etc) to your friends on their birthdays instead of just sending a text
what else?