Hayden.

Man, I hate Tesla.

[Hayden. @servingraccunt]

:

[hartísimo @acojavi]

alguien sabe aproximadamente hasta cuando

[Hayden. @servingraccunt]

You think we could turn him ginger?

[K @hethesunshine]

Our little Meep

[Hayden. @servingraccunt]

have to fuck off and wait till death do us apart.

[Hayden. @servingraccunt]

Enough shit. Pins @matchngasoline to the ground, then takes the opportunity to sit on top of him and light a cigarette.

— I’d be fucking jealous if you took off with someone else. I wouldn’t say shit and I’d let you go, but I’d wish you the absolute worst. So seems like you >

[Hayden. @servingraccunt]

Meep 🥹

[K @hethesunshine]

Just us and meep

[Hayden. @servingraccunt]

The last time I snooped, he was whining about emo brother. But hey, if we leave, you’d actually be doing me a favor because I’d be getting this whole mess off my plate. We can make up whatever bullshit you want and all.

[K @hethesunshine]

Look at them

[Hayden. @servingraccunt]

Who? Your bro? WHAAAAAAA?

[K @hethesunshine]

Lets run away together, he is far more interest in Sirius

[Hayden. @servingraccunt]

They’d adore you, and before dessert, they’d be asking you about grandchildren and all that crap. At least there's wine to wash it down, trick is to drink twice as much as you eat.

[K @hethesunshine]

Guess I’ll marry Hayden

[Hayden. @servingraccunt]

Super fun! I might even end up winning a stay at a convent to “clear my mind”.

[K @hethesunshine]

Guess I’ll marry Hayden

[K @hethesunshine]

—cat gasps—

[Hayden. @servingraccunt]

That reminds me... I still haven't told them about the wedding and all. Fuck.

[Hayden. @servingraccunt]

Kiki, come see this shit @hethesunshine. Bring the Meep. He needs an exorcismeep.

[𝐍𝗂𝖼𝗁𝗈𝗅𝖺𝗌 @strivingforpain]

Why are you pissed about it? Do you want a divorce???? I AM NOT LETTING YOU MARRY MY SISTER.

[Hayden. @servingraccunt]

Dude, mate, buddy… why the fuck would I do that?

[𝐍𝗂𝖼𝗁𝗈𝗅𝖺𝗌 @strivingforpain]

Why are you pissed about it? Do you want a divorce???? I AM NOT LETTING YOU MARRY MY SISTER.

[𝐍𝗂𝖼𝗁𝗈𝗅𝖺𝗌 @strivingforpain]

Ok cute.

[Hayden. @servingraccunt]

And here we are today Nickie, still around each other and kind of pissed about it.

[𝐍𝗂𝖼𝗁𝗈𝗅𝖺𝗌 @strivingforpain]

Hayden and I three months into meeting one another.

[Hayden. @servingraccunt]

Out of my head. Now.

[𝐍𝗂𝖼𝗁𝗈𝗅𝖺𝗌 @strivingforpain]

No :D