Sesame

Do not go gentle into that good night/Rage, rage against the dying of the light...

[Leo @Leonajardinho]

called an HVAC guy to replace a $40 capacitor on my air conditioner.

quote came back at $680.

i asked him how long the fix takes.

he goes: "about 15 minutes."

i said: "so I'm paying $2,700 an hour for labor?"

he looked around and whispered:

"i make $26 an hour. the private equity firm that bought out our family-owned business last year sets mandatory revenue quotas on every service call."

then he showed me his tablet.

if he doesn't hit $3,000 a day in upsells, he gets written up.

the original founder ran that company for 30 years charging $150 a visit and built a great life.

now wall street owns local plumbing, electrical, and AC contractors across the country, jacked up prices by 350%, and put working-class technicians on corporate sales commissions.

you aren't paying for skilled trade labor anymore.

you're funding a hedge fund's profit margin on basic home maintenance.

[Football Funnys @FootballFunnys]

Man City’s lawyer who managed to save them from 1 of the 115 charges…

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

The greatest Premier League player who never won a trophy in England 🥀

[Out Of Context Erling Haaland @ErlingNoContext]

“Nobody can break the Lionel Messi 91 goal a calendar year record”

Championship Erling Haaland:

[🅓🅞🅝🅨 @RmaDonyFC]

How old were you, when you realized that these guys are all in the same group chat?

[𝔭𝔞𝔭𝔦𝔠𝔥𝔲𝔩𝔬! @UtdChulo]

Everyone is talking about Manchester City being guilty of the 115 charges, but they’re forgetting about the Portuguese hacker who leaked all the evidence😭❤️

All charges against him should be dropped, and he should be added to the Premier League Hall of Fame.

[Gigi J. Trump @realGigiJ]

THEY ARE SCUM 🤮

[Harry Payne @HeadOfTVDept]

"wow you're telling me now for the first time"

[Pie Sports Booze 🔞 PARODY @piesportsbooze]

Oasis touring and Man City in League 2.

The 90's are back 😂

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Zidane’s assistant somehow looks more like Zidane than Zidane himself.

[El Inmortal 🇪🇸 @ElInmortal____]

Llegó a lo más alto sin comprar árbitros y sin cometer 150 delitos financieros.

Se acabó el debate. A mamar.

[Todd Hagopian | Stagnation Assassin @ToddHagopian]

This guy is the CEO of Flock

He takes pictures of you and hands them over to the cops

But, he doesn’t want you to know what he looks like

PLEASE do NOT share his photo!

[Brownsburg Athletics @bhsdogs]

Statement Win

@BHSdogsfootball 38 | Westfield 14

#Godogs

[Vᴅʏᴋ @VdykCFC]

Living proof that the grass isn’t always greener. Enjoy the championship you toxic rats🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀

[Phil Gettings @GettingsPhil]

Had to laugh at this .

[〽️ @CFCms3]

This is all I'm asking

[MikkyMighty @iammikkymighty]

Grandpa: Go hide,your teacher is here, you skipped today’s school.
Me: No, you hide, I told her that you died.

[V @TheRetroVay]

Man City fans returning back to their original clubs

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Oxford United fans arriving at the Etihad Stadium next season:

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

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