sesamefig

Wife, mama and mod.

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Remember when I said I did a thing? I did a thing.

https://t.co/1mkmj9zfWS

I’ll try to contain most of my plant content in one place. I understand I am obsessed but I also know not everyone is. Or if you want to be - go follow me. Thanks 🫣

If you don’t, bye. I still love you.

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@Ohmwrecker Yay! Can’t wait!

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@Ohmwrecker Hope we get an update soon as to stream time! Looking forward to this!

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@dadtuber I am very proud of you for this. I love you always.

You’re human, I don’t expect perfection but I do expect accountability. I love you - quirks, flaws and all.

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@InnaTheCatWitch I feel called out 🥹 but I do brush my teeth.

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@InwaNoireVT Congratulations!! :) onwards and upwards for you! 🍾🎊

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@JinxyBinxTV This is totally understandable. You gotta look out for you and your own!

I know you will be a great addition to their team at Bungie.

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@JinxyBinxTV Uh I mean congratulations!* damn auto correct

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@JinxyBinxTV Congratulations! :)?

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@InnaTheCatWitch Will it survive the shipment to Western Canada? I’d love some. 😬

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@InnaTheCatWitch Beauty is pain. So you don’t ;) hahaha I actually just scratch and deal with the consequences and reapply

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Day 9: This died down to a rhizome stump. It might have been my inexperience but I’d love to blame its hibernation on winter time. It’s not me, okay?⠀
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It looks like an alien. Or a rib cage. I swear it looks nicer in person.

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Day 8: I struggle with time management. I have so things I want to do and I don’t always have the time to do it.
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This plant? It’s a Florida Ghost. It’s the top cutting and it had such milky white colour, this plant turns green eventually if not exposed in plant light.

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@dadtuber You don’t say…. 🤔

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I could use my hand but I have a ready made hand model willing to work for free.

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I can’t say the hand looks familiar tho…

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@HitsujiVt I ignored my own advice and I loved it and paid for it.

Do as I say, not as I do.

Will never stop consuming boba 👌

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Life lesson here kiddos:

If you’re lactose intolerant, don’t buy milk tea bubble tea. Trust me - you will be better off.

Free advice. Every other advice will cost you.

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@DurgonBoi @dadtuber Everyone deserves a dad in their life, one that stresses them out with gifts. Unironically speaking.

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Did I ever tell you the time I adamantly told @dadtuber to not go to this plant show right around Christmas and then he did… I didn’t know.

He left me a ton of text messages saying he will just stand by the plant show and not go home until I texted him plants I wanted.

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@DurgonBoi @dadtuber Also stressful. I was at work and all the texts and I felt so much pressure…

He took photos of all the booths and when I said ‘that booth’.. he zoned in and got half their stock.. why Dad, why.

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@InnaTheCatWitch @dadtuber always tells me he worries you don’t eat frequently enough. Glad you had a nice meal for breakfast! Looks delicious!