Sophie Santos

comedian| SOPHIE SANTOS IS CODEPENDENT @edfringe| award-winning author of The One You Want to Marry @topple| @lambdaliterary winner| host of The Lesbian Agenda

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I’M CHE DIAZ AND I DO COMEDY CONCERTS AMERICA!!! 🎤🌈💪🏼

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Crypto chose violence.

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@Hoopss random reply to this tweet

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How it felt to be mixed Filipino-American waiting on the Pope reveal:

Me: NOOOO WE NEVER WIN!!!

Beat later.

Me: USA! USA! USA!!!!

#Pope #conclave

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I am more than my father’s death.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Robert Irwin looks handsome for BONDS.

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@AskLyft hi Lyft I was charged twice for three rides and don’t know how to get in touch. Can someone help me? Thank you.

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@theerastourinfo Me

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@erastourticketz My first EVER!

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@erastourticketz My first!!!! EVER!

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@erastourticketz YOU’RE LOSING ME (FROM THE VAULT)

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@TobiSincoff Let’s do this

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@drewnotsogooden Would loveee one!!!

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First there was Stephen Nedoroscik. Now there’s #DanielWiffen. Go off glasses king. #OlympicGames

#glasses #StephenNedoroscik

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#StephenNedoroscik walked so #DanielWiffen could run. #GlassesKing

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A chemical engineer named Steve won the US Men’s gymnastics the #Bronze #OlympicGames

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This man single handedly won the #UnitedStates #Bronze long live Steve! #Olympic2024 #Gymnastics

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@theblcklst Hi! What time are they due?

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

“How did the Celtics make the NBA Finals?” 😂😂

[The Bell House @BellHouseNY]

TOMORROW! Join Supreme Chancellor @sesantos, who brings you their Agenda™ at The Lesbian Agenda!

Featuring @shannfahey @embrace_mess @ClaraOlshansky @icarlykane @kingmolasses @eevieechoes @thekatesisk @DylanAdler6 @mrmaxxxpleasure + MORE!

🎟️: https://t.co/U5Aa3cHjq5

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FRI 4/19: The Lesbian Agenda with @sesantos!

Featuring:
∙ @embrace_mess
∙ @DylanAdler6 as Mizu from Blue Eye Samurai
∙ @ClaraOlshansky
∙ @thekatesisk
∙ Drag from @mrmaxxxpleasure
∙ WWE Wrestling from @icarlykane and Maddie Silverstein

🎟️: https://t.co/U5Aa3cHjq5

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Why is there always a #CollegeFootball football player named McConkey?