not so fast speedracer

Meek mill slander account

[Brown Suga Babe🤎 @Danniicakes_]

Im happy Serayah announced her separation from joey badass publicly and mentioned there was repeated infidelity. These niggas do not be good ppl. No need to keep their good image

[Ejiro Peters @ejirogh3ne]

People are always stunned when I tell them English is a Germanic language and it’s actually easier for an English speaker to learn German than it is for them to learn French.

[telly @ elbaph 🫧 @fruitdovs]

ngl nothing pisses me off more than cheaply made clothes being expensive....why are you trying to sell me a 100% polyester shirt for $40...have you lost your damn mind???

[ratita atreides ⚧︎ @ratitabebel]

quando tu tá lendo Morte em Família e do nada batman e robin tão no meio do oriente médio, salvando uma agente da Mossad e impedindo o coringa de jogar uma bomba atômica em israel (???????)

[petals @petalshadow]

two of the prettiest characters in the show fought each other and it was one of the best and most interesting fights in the series imo

[🕷️Smart Alec🕸️ @_TheSmartAlec1]

“Scheduling conflicts” oh I’m sure

[faby jurídico modern family @verasfabyolla]

aquele ep de modern family que a gloria se fantasia de elsa pro halloween, acaba participando de um concurso de drag queens e vence porque as drags confundem ela com uma

[claiire ◟̽◞̽ 🤍🫶🏻 @clary98_]

ayer vino una mujer a la tienda a cambiar el protector de pantalla, nos dijo que la pantalla estaba rayada porque un mono le robó el teléfono durante dos días

nos enseñó pruebas incluso

15/10 en entretenimiento

[Annie Willow @AnnieWillow33]

I beg to differ!

[Jeff Melnick @melnickjeffrey1]

Daughter just sent me this with a text asking if we knew these other parents

[☆ DANTE ☆ 🇱🇧 @ripponista]

if you genderbend a male character who's a doctor and make her a nurse you are not seeing the pearly gates ever

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

fuck my life. big city corporate marketing job is sending me back to my midwest hometown RIGHT at the start of fall. & of COURSE it’s during the town’s autumnfest & of COURSE the local pumpkin patch owner is a sexy sweater-wearing hunk who might teach me a thing or two about life

[ke ౨ৎ @kisseditgoodbye]

hi @RoyalMail please explain why you were unable to deliver my vinted parcel to the person i sold it to and then said you were sending it back to me but dropped it off at a post office that is 200 miles away from me???? are you paying for petrol???

[Ariyanka @gimmeakithe]

Stage 4 colon cancer and the judge still denied release 😍😍😍😍😍 what a terrible way to go😍😍😍

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

1970s professor: "…and a final, brief thanks to my wife, who came up with the idea, did the research, wrote and edited, secured a publisher, and raised our children."

[Licenciado Rhaegal @finottiG_D]

Alicent sabía que ese no era Daeron ni siquiera por el color de pelo, sabía que no era Daeron porque no sentía ese instinto natural de querer matar a un hijo

[lualua 🌠 @lualuadraw]

prophecies again

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

punishment from god that violent nonverbal autistic kids are also like 6’2 250 by the time they’re 12. Every one of those vids the mom is like Jonah is having an episode and phone turns and its a D1 lineman in a Deadpool shirt putting his whole head through the pantry door

[G @vic_tor_ia24]

Lembrei do otário que foi fazer pegadinha (uma cara de mais de 30 anos) com a namorada dizendo que queria acabar (isso por telefone), ela ficou muito triste, mas não fez escândalo, disse que tudo bem, ela não ligou nos dias seguintes e 3 dias depois ele apareceu na casa dela

[Sevierly Blessed Texan @SevierlyBlessed]

I tried this fancy little round bathtub so you guys don’t have to ever wonder if you should get one. It was tiny and had me feeling like I was sitting in a stock pot waiting for someone to throw in the corn and potatoes.