Simon

Quality over quantity

[Florah @FayChep476320]

The shoe can attend corporate functions, funerals, churches, sports, state functions and used to shower 😂😂

[1eastside @ask2people]

Ni watu wanaomoka ama Ni iPhone zimekiwa cheap

[Dennis @kimaniii___]

I beg to differ, this is what Tao majioni get you😂😂

[Simon @sesmo_simon]

@_Chokeman @PlugWaBirds

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

Kenyan police allowed Arsenal fans to gather and disperse peacefully but they never allow the same youth to protest against the government without killing some

[Vionna @Kurlycheeks]

My fave Kenyanism word: Rada? Depending on the context it could mean WTF? It could mean “seriously?”. It could mean “what’s up?”. It could mean “the hell’s wrong with you?” And you can understand it by the tone someone uses when saying it, and I find it so beautiful.

[Chepsi @chepsi_]

Sai kama wewe ni stammerer avoid words kama tutampanga. Sai kila mtu amekasirika ajab. Maneno ikikwamia hapo kwa tutam watu watakumaliza bure.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

EPRA has increased electricity costs by a total of Sh4.40 per kWh in May 2026 through new forex, fuel, and water levies.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Everything you see about France here, is connected to 2027.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

If fuel was 10k a liter every single politician would still afford it .

[Jemedari @MrJemedari]

Now show us the schools!!

[Dr Gacikira 🕹️ @gacikiraMD]

Watu wamelala London na hawajahi kula mukimo, so??

[Yator Boss☚ @Bossyator]

Once the KDZ number plate series runs out, we will have very good number plates on our roads like KEG 500L.

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Hard truth is that nowadays big money doesn’t come clean, and clean money doesn’t come big.

[June 25th @Jasiri_D30]

Hii Nairobi uko kwa jam, you buy a hat from a Tanzanian, bananas from a Burundian, then go to your Rwandese barber and finally drive home to be welcomed by your Ugandan maid ... Jumuiya kweli.

[Punstar @roywahome9]

Unaomba tu kwa molar mara canine hivi akiz utakua poa incisors name🥺

[Hussein Mohamed, MBS. @HusseinMohamedg]

WSR:

Kenya Kwanza government will provide mothers of newborn babies with diapers for their children for three months; free of charge.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Maasai Mara visitors dropped by almost 50% from 420,000 in 2023 to 213,000 in 2025.

The decline is linked to increased higher entry fees, with tourists shifting to cheaper parks like Amboseli and Tanzania’s Serengeti.

[Simon @sesmo_simon]

@AnfieldSector @sport Really?