Simmo

What are you doing here?

[Simmo @SessionHorse]

@paul_pomford @AIfieNUFC There’s fans of other clubs tweeted about how he’s such a ‘thug’. Quelle horreur! 😱 Which is it?

[Simmo @SessionHorse]

Realising how behind my hooky stick is, I heard my neighbour cheering the goal about 3 minutes before I saw it 😂😭

[Simmo @SessionHorse]

Lass near me in the pub is gan on about her rough childhood where she got scolded A LOT. Here’s me dying to drop my lore about my drug addicted alcoholic, sociopath dad. It involves a house fire, kidnap, and being abandoned in toon at 4 year old. 😂

Would that ruin the mood? lol

[Simmo @SessionHorse]

I couldn’t stomach going to comfort the players that fucked their penalties, I’d be marching straight down the tunnel in the huff 😂

[Simmo @SessionHorse]

THIS WHAT WE WANT TO SEE AS NEUTRALS!!

[Simmo @SessionHorse]

Just smash the fucking penalty, why do players try to wait out the keeper?

[Simmo @SessionHorse]

That’s soft as shite.

[Simmo @SessionHorse]

Camera….action!

[claudia 🌸 @ClawdiaFox]

This Japan fan after getting eliminated by Brazil
😭😭😭

#FifaWorldCup #brazil  #japan

[Simmo @SessionHorse]

Anyone see that Japanese fella given someone his phone and fake a screaming reaction and the Brazilians kept ruining it with their flags and swarming him 😂

[Simmo @SessionHorse]

@AshE_Nuel @goalsside @nypost It’s been under investigation since 10th April.

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This would’ve killed on Facebook. (Derogatory)

[Riff @Riffaz55]

@1994Smurf @LukeEdwardsTele Newcastle are a utter shit show = FACT 😂🫵

[Simmo @SessionHorse]

@PhilipH21343285 Just turn on right at kick off and stop whinging like a cunt. This beforehand doesn’t affect the game in any way.

[Simmo @SessionHorse]

Lee Dixon steadfastly ignoring Saka stinking out the right wing. Some effort, tbf.

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@Mv7LFC @SAFBRAD @MagpieMediaX Minimise, excuse, dismiss.

That’s the way. 👏🏻

[Simmo @SessionHorse]

@TRobinsonNewEra When is the first protest kicking off, lad? 👊🏻 Need to protect are girls and that.

[Natalie Page @NataliePage]

Paramedic and football coach among group accused of raping wife drugged by husband. Thirteen defendants can be named and pictured after historic legal challenge by the media.

All the men who have entered not guilty pleas are due to face a 12-week trial beginning on Sept 1 at Manchester Minshull Street Crown Court.

https://t.co/uR2NS1GFNc

[Simmo @SessionHorse]

@scottycox @ZaanTalksFooty ?? He’s got one goal (Japan) and one assist (Tunisia)

[Simmo @SessionHorse]

@wadannatt @Princess150150 @FIFAcom Why make such a definitive but easily disprovable statement? This is the final game day of the WSL.

And I’m sure you’ll move the goal posts by saying that’s not many out of the total number of referees and assistants but you said theres ‘ZERO’ and that’s not right so…🤷🏻‍♀️

[Simmo @SessionHorse]

Bruno G balling out, is it aye?

[Simmo @SessionHorse]

@NUFC Unplug the fax machines/wifi/phones etc. Feel like Barca might try to get in touch about returning a purchase.

Don’t care that it’s within the legal 30 day return window for faulty items. It’s a no. ❌

[Simmo @SessionHorse]

@IslanderNation Aww no please love us! We can be just as fawningly ingratiating as the Scottish 🥰 Promise!