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I have superior heat-loss mechanisms

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If you ever think “I can disassemble and reassemble this pullout couch”. Don’t just don’t

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Thank god Slack doesn’t have read receipts

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Getting a handle on these sports

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@dallasmarlow Feel better!

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There is a squash. Where if you heat it. Will turn into spaghetti.

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So far my favorite response when strangers ask for my dog’s names: “taco” and “hot-pocket”

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@thatbergness Or that “new new”

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Inflation protesters are keying cars, scratching windows, and writing on buildings. They’re marking things up.

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“Squeegee Fork” returned no results that were fork-like and had a side squeegee. Might be on to something here

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After you die you get access to a time car to go and explore what actually happened

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There’s always someone with a better mustache

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How to get rid of an old mattress? Can I chop it up into little pieces and slowly throw it in the trash Shawshank Redemption style?

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eceived incredibly sharp kitchen knife for Christmas. Box of band aids not included

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Yellow icicles. Never good. Never good

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Imma just noun boi imma just tryna verb noun

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We need a stop.lying.snow for ski resorts. Ref: https://t.co/IprQIj0YeW

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@StreamOfRon @jayholler Plays “closing time” at 5pm every day. “Eye of the tiger” on mondays

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Always read the docs. The author wanted to write them much less than you want to read them

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Suggestion for the NATO Phonetic Alphabet: “P as in Potato”

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Especially sandwich problems

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Every problem should consider the King Solomon “cut it in two so noone is happy” approach