Cal 🌞

they/them. mechanic. arlington, va. // avatar of the desolation 🔥

[the scary jokes bot @scaryjokes_txt]

When I'm the gravel, we can travel and unravel the threads that bind us to our senses

[🌓🌕Jesse Roy 🌕🌗 (hiatus) @CanadianCryptic]

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[Cal 🌞 @setapyre]

@CanadianCryptic well. they smell, i'm about to chuck in a load so i'll just add them in

[Cal 🌞 @setapyre]

@CanadianCryptic or took your shoes off before we watched that dumb robot movie

[Cal 🌞 @setapyre]

@CanadianCryptic you probably just left them from the last time you slept out here

[Cal 🌞 @setapyre]

@CanadianCryptic I see you every day!!!! and i found your gross socks under the couch

[the scary jokes bot @scaryjokes_txt]

Though I do feel rather leviathan / As a faithful shadow in your burning glow

[Richard Siken bot @sikenpoems]

Measure yourself against truth and not the other way around, says the ghost.

[Cal 🌞 @setapyre]

Hooooooly shit haha

[the scary jokes bot @scaryjokes_txt]

I finally said what I needed to say / But there was nobody home to listen to me

[Cal 🌞 @setapyre]

keep scrolling???????

[Cal 🌞 @setapyre]

ohhh. hahaha. wow.

[Cal 🌞 @setapyre]

@CanadianCryptic [It's a nice ride back, too. With the sun falling and painting the sky orange- Maybe someone in the capitol is painting it now, dappled clouds and all. But Cal just likes the way light shoots through trees like matches being set.]

[Cal 🌞 @setapyre]

@CanadianCryptic Ass-

[They settle into their seat and fix their sleeves before tucking their feet in.]

Better hint, then! No legs!

[Cal 🌞 @setapyre]

@CanadianCryptic End of Episode 3, Anakin Skywalker. Think the planet's Mustafaar?

[They snort, slap down their visor, and throw their arm over your shoulder to pull themselves on in a fluid motion.]

/I/ thought it was pretty good work.

[Cal 🌞 @setapyre]

@CanadianCryptic [They grab their helmet and lean against the bike to put it on. Cal's grinning.]

Give you a hint. Ever seen Star Wars?

[Cal 🌞 @setapyre]

@CanadianCryptic S'long as I get to watch.

[They turn around to walk backwards a little, chomping into the twinkie after a huffed laugh.]

Least you might get to see me do something cool if he shows for real. Last time was a- Snrk, a doozy.

[Cal 🌞 @setapyre]

@CanadianCryptic [They sigh and slide off the table, grabbing the leftover twinkie and heading back to the bike.]

I'd rather you not have to meet him. Hate for something to happen to your nerd ass.

[Cal 🌞 @setapyre]

@CanadianCryptic He likes making me replace them.

[They eat a few more with a shrug, like they might just be talking about a misbehaving puppy. Casual.]

It's whatever. Takes a lot to scare me.