Seth Cornwall 〓〓

From Cornwall to Turkey to Cardiff to Brighton to Reading to Sydney. And what have I learnt? Nothing. Not of any use, anyway. He/Him

[Four Seasons Total Landscaping @TotalSeasons]

Just getting the place ready for the jury’s verdict being delivered 😜

[Seth Cornwall 〓〓 @Seth1927]

The many questions of Mr Gaye

[Seth Cornwall 〓〓 @Seth1927]

@teamBAWS @anon_opin That's certainly how we read it in my house.

[Peter Gillibrand @GillibrandPeter]

Only 3 Parliaments have called for a ceasefire in Gaza in Western Europe.

Wales, Catalonia and Ireland.

[Seth Cornwall 〓〓 @Seth1927]

@anon_opin You don't have kids do you, Mr Opin?

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

So, Trump lied about his weight, hair and height on his documents. This is the first time that I’ve seen someone actively try to appear more sexy to their fellow inmates. You go girl!

#TrumpMugShot

[Seth Cornwall 〓〓 @Seth1927]

@dontlikeyourtie I’m going to miss these when they’re done. I hope you’re considering an illustrated pamphlet of some sort.

[Seth Cornwall 〓〓 @Seth1927]

@dontlikeyourtie These are SO good.

[Seth Cornwall 〓〓 @Seth1927]

@Brycchan Got a tip for my pal Ani?

[Dr Ani Saunders @AniSaunders]

Dear Doctors and Professors, I have my viva next week (gulp!) and I was wondering if I could ask you for your one go-to tip? Diolch yn fawr!

[Seth Cornwall 〓〓 @Seth1927]

@ScreechLouder I'm definitely a better father thanks to Bandit.

[Seth Cornwall 〓〓 @Seth1927]

@alexwinterstv @MintRoyale I really liked that 2nd album at the time, although granted I haven't listened to it in almost 20 years.

[Seth Cornwall 〓〓 @Seth1927]

@caitlinmoran Just when I think it’s time to delete Twitter…

[Seth Cornwall 〓〓 @Seth1927]

@Brycchan We never had this problem with HAL

[Seth Cornwall 〓〓 @Seth1927]

https://t.co/RULP9FEI85

[Seth Cornwall 〓〓 @Seth1927]

So apparently @RobertJenrick is an actual baddy from a movie. A horrifying, soulless automaton. Painting over kids murals? Really?

[Seth Cornwall 〓〓 @Seth1927]

I’m enjoying #Beef but this kidnapping shit is too stressful to be considered enjoyable.

[Seth Cornwall 〓〓 @Seth1927]

@dontlikeyourtie “Starr said nothing”

[Seth Cornwall 〓〓 @Seth1927]

@_samroc @easyJet Wow. #marketingfails

[Seth Cornwall 〓〓 @Seth1927]

@_samroc @easyJet Is that real?!