Seth Argabright 🐀

Two’s company, three’s the musketeers.

[Seth Argabright 🐀 @seth_argabright]

@LadyDii1965 @KTLA @stevensongs A state predominately populated by Democrats has to cheat for Democrats to win? Sure, Jan.

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@NickJFuentes You’re safe. She won’t even be able to tell that it’s in.

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Find me on new Twitter https://t.co/0u6gqYofBw

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Just checking in to remind you it costs nothing to be #ratverified.

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The timing of this new Indiana Jones movie is perfect because people have forgotten they’re supposed to hate Nazis.

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The only running I want to see Trump do in 2024 is from federal marshals. #lockhimup

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Just logging on again to say now that a verified profile can be bought for $8 that your blue check mark is worthless. Meanwhile, being #RatVerified is and always will be free.

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Don’t mind me, just logging on to get #RatVerified

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I hope casting a black actress to play Ariel doesn’t ruin the accuracy of Disney’s movie about a mermaid who uses magic to acquire human legs.

[Seth Argabright 🐀 @seth_argabright]

I wore green today and someone said I was early for St. Patrick’s Day. I was like, “Look, my neighbors put their Christmas decorations up in September so back off.” ☘️

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PSA: Hulu currently has the original “A Christmas Carol” as well as at least three remakes, including one with Sir Patrick Stewart. God bless us every one.

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Delta variant? Omicron variant? What if we’ve been wrong about COVID along and it just wants to pledge a fraternity?

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I find the title of the latest James Bond installment to be misleading. There was plenty of time for people to die in that movie, and many did.

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I bought $50 worth of crypto yesterday just to try it out and today, it’s already worth...$47. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@metrolosangeles is the Dodger Stadium Express shuttle running for Friday night's concert?

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Y’all need to stop saying we have to fight the tyranny of mask mandates. You’re not William Wallace, you’re a toddler struggling while your parents are trying to dress you.

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I wonder exactly how much Apple regrets going all in on Face ID just before a global pandemic that requires people to be masked whenever they’re in public?

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If you don’t trust your doctor at his “get the vaccine,” you don’t deserve him at his “here’s a Z-Pak for your sniffles.”

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@HODLSTREET @Ask_Spectrum I’m 90066 too! Mar Vista in the house

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Katie Couric: Man, Jeopardy fans are really not happy with my performance as a guest host.
Dr. Oz: Hold my beer.