Seth🐗

There he goes. One of God’s own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die

[Seth🐗 @seth_local]

First bag of the season

[護衛艦 @GoldShipgaSuki]

オナニーした。シコった。イった。
イく寸前、亀頭にティッシュをかぶせようとした。
しかし今日のチンポは一味違った。精子が上ってきてから射精までのタイムが早すぎた。レコードだった。
ティッシュは到底間に合わず、発射された精液は大きな孤を描いた。ICBMだった。
そして精液は俺の顔と髪に

[Izzat Hayes @AnimeSerbia]

*alternate timeline where George Lucas is a Minion*

GEORGE LUCAS DRIVING THE TINIEST CAR YOU'VE EVER SEEN THROUGH GRU'S LAIR: Whaaat? Ta ptt y'all cono cama ba? Banana! Gahahaha!

*starts playing Happy so hard that it causes Minion 9/11*

[cameron! @workreps]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[JOIN STRIKELAND @DBDSTRIKELAND]

Fucker looks badass, doesn't he?

[Agus_Nicodemo @RoswellHynek]

was short in stature (about a meter and twenty centimeters), was levitating about thirty centimeters above the ground, was wearing a green suit, a yellow headdress and was wearing silver colored shoes. He kept his hands tucked in front in a sort of pocket (or pouch)

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

@smiler_230 moid

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

It must have felt so incredible to be a white boy and drive around Miami in a Camaro coked out of your mind piss drunk listening to this album 10 bricks on the trunk chopper in the back but it’s cool bc they’re CIA bricks and it’s a DEA chopper

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I’ve been working on a new App for Trolls and Haters.. What cha think???

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

“Harambe,” the darling baby gorilla of the Gladys Porter Zoo in Brownsville, Texas, celebrates his second birthday.

[👑𝔸𝕕𝕒𝕞 𝔾𝕠𝕝𝕕𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕘👑  @AdamGoldberg28]

“ARGH, it’s hot brother”

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

"...And Stay Down!" by artist Charles Keegan

[Nua 🦃 @liminal_nua]

Sable: “There’s a mysterious presence roaming around this town…”
Meanwhile in the Greenville forest:

[AFRO @AfroM1_]

guys....i think I just saw something

[Meth Gator @themeth_gator]

Mordecai and Rigby run Vault of Glass (With @NINEUP5)
R.I.P. Destiny 2

[Wilᛅ @Goodsarnaritan]

I met a traveller from an antique land

[Ｅａｕｘ ｄ＇Ａｒｔｉｆｉｃｅ 上水道 @koomerdotwav]

By the rivers of Babylon
Where we sat down
Yea, we wept
When we remembered Zion

[Bobson🌱Dugnutt @f_a_infinityy]

Man Stroker’s Ejacula

[Hyphen @stupidchud]

I became his disciple for like a month after joining his server n got rejected after using his gimmick irl