Seth Stanley

[Seth Stanley @seth_stanley2]

Can we just get back to bucking bulls already?

[Seth Stanley @seth_stanley2]

With this corona virus going on it has taught me while I might not be essential to a woman, I’m still working so I’m still essential to a whole country🤷‍♂️

[Sarah K Armstrong @SarahK_Brown]

The cure to covoid-19 has been right in front of us. It’s faster horses, younger women, older whiskey and more money.

[Seth Stanley @seth_stanley2]

The man, the myth, the legend #natedogg @n_a_t_e_d_o_g

[Seth Stanley @seth_stanley2]

Now accepting mom applications for Marlyn. #shejustneedsamomma

[Seth Stanley @seth_stanley2]

@schlim4 Seems fitting once again😂

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

wake up still drunk✅
17 unread texts✅
girlfriend won’t talk to me✅
friends pissed at me✅
knocked over 3 drinks last night✅
left my card at the bar✅
half eaten pizza in my bed✅
phone on 3%✅
smell like tequila✅
work in 30 minutes✅

I’m off to a good start in the new year!

[Shooter Hall @TheShooterHall]

Ladies never let a roper raise his voice at you. They should speak calmly and talk to you woman to woman

[Weinaug Western Arts @weinaugarts]

She wore them Navaho pearls and a turquoise ring, hair tied up high and holes in her jeans and I said to myself this is all I’ll ever need

[Fallon Wentz @FallonWentz]

Please Lord let me marry into a family that serves a medium-rare prime rib on Thanksgiving rather than a turkey.

[Shooter Hall @TheShooterHall]

I only accept apologies in cash

[Ritzville WA @RitzvilleWA]

@ReardanWa where did you learn to wear hats?

[Denim Dan @The_Denim_Dan]

Alright hear me out... Gravy filled biscuits. It will be like jelly filled donuts, but with gravy.

[Seth Stanley @seth_stanley2]

@ray_melville1 BET

[Matt Doherty @mattdoherty21]

When you show up to the perf and the queen falls off https://t.co/fvMotPosy1

[Rylie Jo @rylie_mcfadden]

rt if you have an uncle mike

[Seth Stanley @seth_stanley2]

@cody_dreger You gay bro