@BarstoolBigCat@PardonMyTake my toe in 2011 when I slipped in a puddle of beer teaching folks how to Dougie in flip flops and the nail hung on the bottom of a couch
one time this girl in the HS band fell down in the middle of our performance at competition and just laid there. we marched around her until her section leader starting yelling at her to get tf off the field so she crawled on all fours to the sideline. I will never forget it.
A lot of folks don't know this but me and @sethadamlee's Papa sold Dolly Parton a horse. Personally. Like our Papa did business with Dolly herself in the barn that was basically in our collective backyard
Gave our dog a melatonin treat a minute ago. Turns out Seth did 2 hours ago but didn’t tell me til after I already gave him another one. Otis bout to sleep GOOD 💤
bought a bag of Cape Cod Salt & Vinegar chips at Publix and it was full of blanks. not a lick of salt or vinegar. straight up just chips. I was stunned.