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#fortheshoe // #tough2gether

[two @sethbaeza]

this is what $45 of groceries looks like

[tyler jøseph @tylerrjoseph]

get in losers

[two @sethbaeza]

i be in the kitchen juicin fruits you ain’t never heard of

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

BREAKING: The 2024-2025 NBA season will mark the final run for TNT's 'INSIDE THE NBA' featuring Shaquille O’Neal, Ernie Johnson, Kenny Smith, and Charles Barkley, per @screentime

[twenty one pilots @twentyonepilots]

Clancy is out now. https://t.co/3HiEyjHivp

[COLLIN DONOVAN @collinpdonovan]

Realistically, this is the best 5 track run ever right?

[NFR Podcast @nfr_podcast]

JID
NEW ALBUM 💿

🚨COMING 2024🚨

“Album after tour” — Tour ends June 15th 👀

[Jeff Sunday @TheDegenWeekly]

It’s NFL Sunday. Get to the bar at noon. Order a bucket of Coors Light. Something easy, it’s a long day. Start with the nachos. Check your bets and fantasy lineup. Juices are flowing. Last minute anytime TD parlay before kickoff. Shot of makers mark at halftime. Then Buffalo wings with blue cheese. Always blue cheese. Walk outside for a cigarette. Get some sunshine. Then back in and order that Hazy IPA on draft you’ve been staring at all day. Enjoy every sip bc you’ll regret it tomorrow. You’ll want the burger for the 4pm slate but best to stick with sliders. Irish coffee if you’re staying for the SNF game. If not, just switch to a single tall whisky coke. Uber home. Don’t say anything to your wife, just go straight to the shower. Do it again next weekend. And the weekend after. And the weekend after that.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

“where you from”

serbia

“shit sounds wack”

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

one minute ur a teenager and the next ur a 25 year old senior citizen.

[State of Louisville @thestateoflou]

This is 🧑‍🍳 🤌

[two @sethbaeza]

@ConnorPhelps5 i’m 99% sure i remember some jorts on your legs in JuCo

[Pal Michaels @PalMichaelsV2]

Someone threw an all timer in the gc this morning

[two @sethbaeza]

@GarrisonL98 ?

[two @sethbaeza]

this shit is so annoying lmao. like what happened to just having games on regular ole television now I gotta have every subscription to catch a game anymore

[Netflix @netflix]

You can’t spell Netflix without “NFL” 

Netflix will be the home to watch the NFL’s 2024 Christmas Day games LIVE! https://t.co/uzZVLUhNjt

[two @sethbaeza]

@GarrisonL98 i’m speaking for the public. i’m a figure

[nba paint @nba_paint]

Chet dressed exactly like a dude named Chet.

[Brian @BrianJNBA]

I believe that belongs to Mr. Gilmore!

[two @sethbaeza]

bought a bunch of new clothes and now i be tossing a fit on just to check the weather