Seth Bates

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Just had someone call and ask if I had any ducks for sale. He thinks it must have been the wrong number, but now I'm not so sure

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The fictional television characters I most aspire to be like: Father Brown and Josh Gates

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@raj_lulla Yes sir.

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Did anyone know Kilton gives out medals for defeating all the underbosses after you defeat Ganon?

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@raj_lulla See how much I Twitter? Responding a month later... Yes, it was incredible. It was a bit like this but more cartoon-y

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@raj_lulla When I lived in IL, there was a truck with a big hose that came around and sucked up leaves looking like something Dr. Suess dreamed up. I want to see it through the eyes of your doorbell.

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@mgrantmusic I never had any inclination to destroy good music. PK FTW

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@matthewdmurphy I tried to order pizza hut here tonight and everything was "sold old". Sounds like problems with deliveries from CO after fires.

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Tonight I found out I share some mutual friends with the guy that invented the Rickroll and talked to him on Facebook. That's a big deal.

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@RealTimBoyd Let it be known this photo is fraudulent

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My top artist of 2021. Top .1% of @Failure listeners #SpotifyWrapped
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Someone remind me to grow my hair out and start a Skillet tribute band named Skullet

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having a candy cigarette while working makes me feel like a 70's journalist from a movie

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I just did the obligatory finger-lift-wave at someone driving past. They had TX plates and I could see a brief moment of panic as they struggled with how to respond. They went with a full hand wave AND head nod. Amateurs.

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@tobym25 Only on Mondays tho

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@p_emory Mehmet Okur, Craig Counsell

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It's been well over a month, just buy some grape juice

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@mattwhosthat Rightly so. I started wearing one so I don't have to talk to people at Walmart

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nice fewer people think I am rude when I tell them they should wear a mask out of consideration for others when they go out in public.

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@matthewdmurphy You beautiful one-armed cowboy. You've made me a child again.