Jack Kinhoff

im an idiot businessman with a small dick. im the laughing stock of my industry

[Jack Kinhoff @sethbobomb]

Live, Laugh, Lo-fi hiphop beats to relax/study to

[Jack Kinhoff @sethbobomb]

@wizards_magic wondering why yall banned a card that barely sees legacy play over the brand new card that is going to make it miserable for the next year til you dont have to worry about selling packs 🤔🤔🤔🤔

[Jack Kinhoff @sethbobomb]

the other day I was driving down the highway and the passenger in the back seat rolled down their window and for a second I thought rfk jr had snuck into my car

[Jack Kinhoff @sethbobomb]

why does Canada's greatest currently politician also have a name that makes him sound like a jedi from starwars

[Jack Kinhoff @sethbobomb]

@anxietymsgs humans didnt evolve from monkeys, we evolved from a common ancestor

[Jack Kinhoff @sethbobomb]

@IwriteOK I would like to correct the record about an incorrect fact on today's episode about the mighty mighty bosstones; your guest, Greasy Wil, said that the guy who dances on stage's only job is to dance on stage but he is also their tour manager

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@KingScarletYGO the thing is that commander was always supposed to be a kitchen table format. it was ruined once people decided to start trying to make it competitive but its really popular due to it being a non-rotating format with a low barrier to entry

[Jack Kinhoff @sethbobomb]

I dont mean to be alarmist but I think this war might be bad

[Jack Kinhoff @sethbobomb]

braindead anime power scalers will be like "this fight is hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby" and don't even realize that coughing baby SLAMS hydrogen bomb

[Jack Kinhoff @sethbobomb]

@MmisterNobody ya man, they totally figured out how to make a mask that perfectly moves naturally like a real human face but they couldn't figure out hiding the neck seem.

[Jack Kinhoff @sethbobomb]

@TogoresMTG these are worse than the options that already exist

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unsurprisingly, @michaelrapaport is as annoying on traitors as he is everywhere else

[Jack Kinhoff @sethbobomb]

@follo_tunito its not that serious

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@bbnomula appreciate it big dog

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judge question. if my opponent controls a tarmogoyf and there are 6 unique card types amongst all graveyards, how big is the tarmogoyf?

[Jack Kinhoff @sethbobomb]

it's a real shame that comedies almost never get Oscar nods because Tim Meadows is a generational talent when it comes to being a supporting actor

[Jack Kinhoff @sethbobomb]

@alfranken who cares, give Healthcare to undocumented immigrants

[Jack Kinhoff @sethbobomb]

Evanescence walked so that Hekate's Torch could run

[Jack Kinhoff @sethbobomb]

massage therapy is crazy. one second you feel like some dude youve never met is on the verge of snapping your spine and the next you back feels better than it has in a decade

[Jack Kinhoff @sethbobomb]

@uncledoomer archers you simple bitch

[Jack Kinhoff @sethbobomb]

the junior chicken costs as much as a regular mcchicken cost 10 years ago and I am no longer afraid to die