Seth Primera

He/Him

[Seth Primera @sethboi_]

I have 58 followers but I don’t get 58 likes on my tweets? Y’all slacking fr✋🏼😔

[Seth Primera @sethboi_]

In real life if you order a simple black coffee during the morning rush the barista actually leaps over the counter and gives you a big fat kiss

[GaryD20 Games @GaryD20Games]

GM frens. ☕️🥱

[ALÖW ✦ @ayoitsalow]

outing myself in the men’s restroom by washing my hands

[Seth Primera @sethboi_]

@pisser2upreme Fap along if you feel like a goon without an oomf?
Is this anything?

[nicole 🎸💫 @wood_carbuncle]

you reach a point in higher education where your assignments are just having Thinking due at 11:59pm

[exe @exe_files_]

first Canvas notification just hit

[alexa @alexamazov]

you’ll be in the worst financial position of your life then run out of shampoo

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

Get ready liver, daddy got yelled at during the team meeting today

[abundant mineral deposit @deektome]

hilarious that you’re 35 and still haven’t learned an ultimate attack

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

I’ve Never Lied except for Comedic Effect and Also to make my Life Easier

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Performance review said I "put the office at ease with humor"

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

if green onions were a woman she would be so beautiful

[francis wolf @francis__wolf]

white people don’t say “hobby” anymore. they say “i’m low key autistic and this is my current special interest and hyperfixation”

[garc. 🇭🇺 @katsffc]

como eu me sinto fazendo gracinha e a minha namorada fica rindo e apoiando

[cav empty @cavempty_]

new york is NOT ready for me to come and kind of just walk around for a few days

[maia ☆🇵🇸 @maiadidntwakeup]

How it feels to be in a transitional period of your life

[Solzhenixon @sardonic_greek]

“It’s simple. We, uh. Kill the Ourselves”

[Seth Primera @sethboi_]

@crawdaddy_069 So real

[bri @badtweetbri]

when i’m in public and can tell someone is on a first date