Mother—
Grave news from the Philadelphia encampment.
Their men arrived boasting of Brotherly Love, yet depart coughing, trembling & unable to look one another in the eye.
The medics have reached a diagnosis: A severe Case of the Keenums.
There is no known cure.
—CW
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS WE ARE HEADED TO IOWA CITY!
After a dramatic win last night, we couldn't miss @HawkeyeFootball's showdown with Ohio State on Saturday 👏
See you there📍
Mother—
I write with an unsteady hand. As I charged toward the enemy’s final line, victory within sight, my right leg betrayed me and I fell upon the field.
The doctors know not yet the extent of the injury but pray it is but a flesh wound.
There is still a war to be won.
—CW
Mother—
Word comes from the Northern Frontier that the cow bosoms have dried from exploitation, leaving Wisconsin dairy farms barren.
The taxes will be amassed into our coffers & the Reserve Bank pledges improved muskets and rifles for my sidearm.
We have taken the North.
—CW