Seth Velez

[katherine (she/her) @katherbee]

2018 mood

[katherine (she/her) @katherbee]

Petition to get @DebraMessing to play Lucille Ball in anything

[Kirsten King @KirstenKing_]

me eating an Entenmann's donut completely alone in my apartment after 37 hours of The Great British Bake Off:

Me: Nice color on that. Good powder finish

*breaks off a piece*

Me: Let's see how it tastes though

*takes a bite*

*Paul Hollywood pause*

Me: That's a perfect bake

[Rachel @rachel_4242]

This truly is the most British thing I’ve ever seen #eastenders

[Seth Velez @SethCVelez]

I’ve been wanting to tweet again but felt the immense pressure of my first tweet after a long time needing to be either funny or incredibly profound, along with the already palpable pressure of needing to be concise in tweets so as not to run out of room so here goes

My favori

[Paul The Trombonist @JazzTrombonist]

I accidentally texted my wife with voice recognition...while playing the trombone

[Seth Velez @SethCVelez]

@tetraplasm Mixed fonts?

[alex norris @sillyalexnorris]

oh no

[h @hawkmakesmusic]

In california, you don't say "yes." You say "yeah, no, definitely" which means "no yeah, for sure." Isn't that amazing? https://t.co/Qo0UdBm5P4

[Gus 'Goose' Ronald @goosemangus]

Totally hypnotized by the amazing @Maisie_Williams pulling off this ridiculous dagger move!!

[Seth Velez @SethCVelez]

The puppy videos are back on Facebook! #hallelu

[John Mulaney @mulaney]

This photo is on my desk at home. I talked about it once on @peteholmes show. This is Robert… https://t.co/XI3oF8WdJt

[Ethan Spibey @EthanLDN]

So the final numbers for #ElectionDay are:

231,556,622 eligible voters

46.9% didn't vote
25.6% voted Clinton
25.5% voted Trump

Wow.

[Seth Velez @SethCVelez]

When @katherbee and I are bored we have Siri make poetry by repeatedly tapping the predictive text button. Anyone wanna analyze this?

[Seth Velez @SethCVelez]

That feel when the assignment you just stayed up till 7 to finish got the due date pushed back to next week #week5

[Seth Velez @SethCVelez]

Or maybe there's just one sadistic human that spends their life making sure there's always a fresh was of gum under my desks

[Seth Velez @SethCVelez]

Like, where does the gum come from? Does it cross the veil from some other universe where it's okay for people to do this?

[Seth Velez @SethCVelez]

I've never met anyone with enough gall to put their gum under a desk, yet somehow there's always a fresh wad there waiting for me

[GrinchyGav @sweet_baby_gav]

The pure joy on someone's face when they learn your a twin that vanishes immediately when you clarify "fraternal". #twinsecurity #justascool