Optimus

[arthur 🇵🇷 @noknowli]

it’s not nice to say but very few viewing experiences are more uncomfortable than the vlog of someone who genuinely believes themselves to be in the 1st percentile for attractiveness

[˚⟡˖ ࣪ 𝖐𝖎𝖊𝖗𝖆 𓏲ּ𝄢 @haunted0clock]

Crying at this #hotd interaction

[smit @itsoksmit]

at a job interview

"whats your biggest weakness?"

"understanding the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics"

"could you give an me an example?"

"yes i could"

[The Fel-Gnome Wizard @Lv100WormMage]

Let go of your hate, little one. It is the rain that grows the grass, not the thunder

[Tovi @wardinpal]

This is the consequence of mass desocialization because of the internet. You're supposed to be bullied and embarrassed out of doing this shit by 14-16

[bONGO🪻 @wariocolosseum]

civilization is gonna be destroyed in like 10 years from now

[Joe Vargas @AngryJoeShow]

My man, you just made a 40 minute video on a single tweet of mine where no one was even talking to you. Talk about crashing out...
This you?

[The Kingerd @TheKingerdYT]

“But changing the language to something like ‘buy temporary license’ might hurt sales”

good. make an example out of them.

and don’t stop with Sony, get everyone who’s enjoyed monetizing the half-truth that is buying modern games.

[charli quirk @girlbosswoman]

Taylor Lorenz showed up unmasked to The Adam Friedland show because she was trying to literally murder Adam Friedman, who is Black, gay, and disabled

[kiley ! ⊹ ࣪ ˖ 🪽 @iovenaboo]

a timeline where padmé survives sure as hell wouldn’t look like that 😭

[BLÅCK @VibesUrbaines]

We need to get this guy involved!

#SaveStargate

[Kenyan•Cartel♤♡ @XRichie2025]

@CadenceCreed

[Optimus @SethFreemont]

@Forty1_0 Im trying to remember, how did he lose the stark suit?

[Lord Commander 🔥❄👑 @Lord______Snow]

"He's too lazy to finish the book"
"Brandon Sanderson will finish it"
"He's finished it, but we'll never see it"

I, for one, still believe we are getting The winds of winter AND a dream of spring. #Hopeium

[keeks (kenzie/dean) | kermit the frog | @tfws_therapist]

the gap in my resume is from when I was exiled to essos

[Optimus @SethFreemont]

@Awk20000 Its absolutely mocking cerebral palsy. If you wanna be an offensive edge lord, at least stand on business pussy

[James @turningmystile]

there are so many things where brits are justified in making fun of us Americans but for some reason they keep trying to do it about food

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

The farmers market is cool because farmers can skip the middleman and sell directly to you, saving a lot of money… which is why everything somehow costs five times more than it does at a normal grocery store.

[Ethan Klein @h3h3productions]

I’m in disbelief… still desperate to think this is part of an elaborate prank. That seems like something he’d do, right? The truth is, no matter how desperate I am to not believe it, my friend Oliver has passed away.

Oliver was such a unique soul, he had an ability that was unmatched by anyone else I know; to make friends in all corners of the world. Sincere friendship too, not just internet friendships of convenience.

He was one of the funniest people I’ve ever known. His style of self-deprecation was universal. Every media appearance he’s ever done was hilarious, refreshing and unique in a way that only he could bring.

He was a true artist, in every sense of the word. Everything he brought into the world, he brought with his true self. Every time he would come on our show, it would involve weeks of lengthy conversations of planning and brainstorming. Ordinary was never an option. It had to be the best possible appearance. And it always was. 

Music and film were his true passions. He produced every music video, every song with every ounce of his soul. He spent every dime to bring his vision to life. He had no use for money beyond what it could do to improve his art. He used to laugh about how he annoyed his label because he was always hitting them up for cash advances for his next big project. 

His support team was composed of his childhood friends, proof that he was the type of person that was fiercely loyal to those he loved. The type of genuine person that kept the same friends for life. And he was always adding more and more friends along the way.

He spent the last year traveling the world. Traveling across every inch. Visiting places I would never dream of going. He wanted to know the world and all its people, all the different types of ways people lived, so he could become an even more profound artist. I could see him evolving, growing, maturing, and the essence of what he collected was clear: love, friendship, art. All the things that transcended borders and time. Last we spoke, he was planning to go to Antarctica. 

“I totally get it if you can’t but it will be really special and would mean the world if you came through! Would love to see you both.”

That was the last thing he ever said to me. He was having an album release party. We didn’t make it.

Everything he touched was better for it. Every person he met was more whole for it. As a person, I’ve lost a dear friend and collaborator. But the real tragedy is that the world lost a true artist, a passionate and gifted story teller, and a radiant light that shined upon so many of us. His light is now extinguished and my life, and the world, is darker for it. 

I hope I can be more like Oliver Tree when I grow up. Bon voyage, my friend. See you on the other side. Life goes on and on and on without you.

[Dan The Smooth Dork @TheSickDork]

Blizzard automatically deleted my copy of WarCraft III and replaced it with the remake which didn't even run because I hadn't bought it.